How to deal with annoying neighbors... By FML Approved - 29/09/2017 03:00 A fun solution from your friends at FML! I agree, your life sucks 396 You deserved it 135 Share Tweet Share
Today, I went on a date with a fun, attractive girl. She ordered off the kid's menu, drowned her food in ketchup, and said my burger with blue cheese and bacon was disgusting. FML I agree, your life sucks 376 You deserved it 157
Today, even if I clean the whole house, my husband refuses to wash dishes if I cook, as I “use too many”, because when he cooks he only uses one pot. His “cooking” is dumping all the week's leftovers into a pot and calling it “stir fry.” It’s disgusting and he’s the only one that eats it. FML I agree, your life sucks 460 You deserved it 94
Today, I got a new haircut and style. Feeling pretty. My husband got home and is not even a little interested. FML I agree, your life sucks 366 You deserved it 165
Today, when I excitedly announced to my mother-in-law that I was pregnant, she looked at me with a blank expression and asked me who the father was. She's 45. She's not senile or suffering from dementia, but apparently just suffering from being a chronic bitch. FML I agree, your life sucks 40 613 You deserved it 3 609
Today, the last few seconds of my 2011 was spent staring at my drunk, naked uncle pouring olive oil over himself and rubbing it in. FML I agree, your life sucks 32 780 You deserved it 3 523
Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML I agree, your life sucks 55 198 You deserved it 7 485
Today, I took a final for my law class. As I was taking the test, I noticed the girl on my left copying off me. I wrote all the wrong answers on my sheet while writing the correct answers on my desk hoping she would copy the wrong answers down. I forgot to write the correct answers on my test. FML I agree, your life sucks 20 166 You deserved it 69 252
Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML I agree, your life sucks 31 065 You deserved it 5 834