How to deal with annoying neighbors... By FML Approved - 29/09/2017 03:00 A fun solution from your friends at FML! I agree, your life sucks 395 You deserved it 134 Share Tweet Share
Today, I competed in a national championship for the sport that I play, and none of my family came to watch and support me. My wife, kids, parents, brothers and sisters - none of them. It was the only opportunity to see me compete, as I'm getting too old and have to stop now. Thanks for nothing, family. FML I agree, your life sucks 749 You deserved it 126
Today, I received two letters, one from my mom, the other from my dad, about how much they missed me with me not being around them. I called my mom, feeling sad. She didn't sound sad at all. She asked me which letter was better. My parents were competing each other which letter would be more moving. FML I agree, your life sucks 28 370 You deserved it 2 422
Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML I agree, your life sucks 56 528 You deserved it 6 409
Today, I had just gotten home after being away for 8 months. My key didn’t work on my lock and while I was messing the door a man with a child opened. My landlord gave someone my apartment while I was away. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 494 You deserved it 233
Today, I confronted my neighbor because he'd been telling my kids that global warming was a myth. He responded with, "Whine all you want, but the swamp is draining and your bullshit liberal narrative is finally going down." He then dumped his trash on my lawn and retreated to his house. FML I agree, your life sucks 4 942 You deserved it 1 229
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML I agree, your life sucks 14 337 You deserved it 1 045
Today, I took part in a raffle that was being organised in the small countryside village where I'm vacationing. I live in big city. I won a duck. A real, live duck. FML I agree, your life sucks 41 833 You deserved it 9 528
Today, I got the worst sunburn I've ever had in my life, and then discovered I'm allergic to aloe when I went to treat the burn with some gel. FML I agree, your life sucks 33 509 You deserved it 3 654