Today, I bought myself an MP3 player. Later, I was laying in bed, listening to music and eating a bowl of cereal, when I went to move the bowl of cereal on the bedside table for some shut eye. I dropped my MP3 player into the leftover milk. FML
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Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML
Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML
Today, I'd finally got home from a 15-hour shift at work and wanted to lay down and eat. I poured myself a bowl of cereal, went to my room, and sat it on my bed. My dog then jumped right on my bed and yanked the sheets off, causing the cereal to fly everywhere. FML
Today, I was having a hard time waking up. When I sat down for breakfast, my chair rocked backwards. I reflexively grabbed out at something to hold on to. Unfortunately, I grabbed the cereal box that was on the table. FML
Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML
Today, I was listening to my iPod while changing the diaper on my baby. One earbud fell out of my ear and onto the changing table so I quickly picked it up without looking and put it back in my ear, only to realize the headphone had fallen onto more than a table. I now have brown earphones. FML
Today, I spent what seemed like an hour tearing apart my living room looking for the TV remote, only to find it in the fridge next to the milk. It turns out that last night I decided to put my cereal away in the entertainment center. FML
Today, I was playing music from my phone, which was on the couch. I guess my dog got jealous, because she picked it up and ran over to the toilet, promptly dropping it right in. FML
Today, I choked on oatmeal, watered-down soupy oatmeal. It seemed to get stuck halfway down. I chucked up several spoonfuls. My wife was oblivious to all the noise I was making because she had her over-the-ear headphones on, listening to some stupid YouTube video. FML
Today, I went downstairs to grab a snack and a glass of Silk (you know, the soymilk). When I get back to my room, I go to throw the snack on my bed to shut the door, but I tossed with the wrong hand. FML
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grandmasattack 0
Add "saves your mp3 player" to the list of the reasons why you should drink all of your milk
granite444 0
something ive learnt over the years of being an idiot, dont eat cerial in bed
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Comments (44)
darkfireflame 15
give it a rinse and run it through your dryer on a low temp.
mxgirl1998 26
Ok. I find this cool. But this is now 6 years in the future!
Undecidedlime 6
put it in rice
sammy18f 9
You deserved this for trying to leave a nasty bowl of milk by your bed and being too lazy and unhygienic to get up and put the bowl away and brush your teeth before going to sleep. Some people are so disgusting.
FusionPlacebo 26
YDI for not finishing delicious cereal milk.
rhastafish 13
Why were u about to leave a bowl of milk out while you slept?