Today, I bought myself an MP3 player. Later, I was laying in bed, listening to music and eating a bowl of cereal, when I went to move the bowl of cereal on the bedside table for some shut eye. I dropped my MP3 player into the leftover milk. FML
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Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML
Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML
Today, I'd finally got home from a 15-hour shift at work and wanted to lay down and eat. I poured myself a bowl of cereal, went to my room, and sat it on my bed. My dog then jumped right on my bed and yanked the sheets off, causing the cereal to fly everywhere. FML
Today, I was having a hard time waking up. When I sat down for breakfast, my chair rocked backwards. I reflexively grabbed out at something to hold on to. Unfortunately, I grabbed the cereal box that was on the table. FML
Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML
Today, I was listening to my iPod while changing the diaper on my baby. One earbud fell out of my ear and onto the changing table so I quickly picked it up without looking and put it back in my ear, only to realize the headphone had fallen onto more than a table. I now have brown earphones. FML
Today, I spent what seemed like an hour tearing apart my living room looking for the TV remote, only to find it in the fridge next to the milk. It turns out that last night I decided to put my cereal away in the entertainment center. FML
Today, I was playing music from my phone, which was on the couch. I guess my dog got jealous, because she picked it up and ran over to the toilet, promptly dropping it right in. FML
Today, I choked on oatmeal, watered-down soupy oatmeal. It seemed to get stuck halfway down. I chucked up several spoonfuls. My wife was oblivious to all the noise I was making because she had her over-the-ear headphones on, listening to some stupid YouTube video. FML
Today, I went downstairs to grab a snack and a glass of Silk (you know, the soymilk). When I get back to my room, I go to throw the snack on my bed to shut the door, but I tossed with the wrong hand. FML
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Top comments
grandmasattack 0
Add "saves your mp3 player" to the list of the reasons why you should drink all of your milk
granite444 0
something ive learnt over the years of being an idiot, dont eat cerial in bed
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Comments (44)
samtime 0
Well that just ******* sucks. The same thing happened to me except my I touch wasbin it's case so it was fine.
tblack147 0
Yay stupid people doing stupid things
gross__ 0
YDI it for atleast two reasons: 1) Not drinking the leftover milk 2) "Dropping" a brand new mp3 player, and without even looking where.
Contempted 0
Don't blow dry it , it will melt the circuits. Put it in a bowl of rice for a day , and it should absorb the milk. ( dry rice c:)
Basiil 0
empty bowl?
KingDingALing 9
y would u "drop" ur new ipod onto ur table?
MasqueradePrince 25
Its an MP3 player, not an iPod.
HellfireRogue 7
You're supposed to drink all the milk. You're also supposed to look before putting pricey electronics near, by, on, or in anything containing liquid. YDI.
SomePinkTape 0
why would you put your "pricey electronics" in something containing liquid??
skippy182 0
YDI for not owning an iPod
SadinSherman 16
Because Ipods are milk resistant
Justforlolz 14
I agree with #18. anyways pay attention el-moron. your fault much?
squeegee523 0
its not like it cost alot, mp3 players are just crappy cheap ipods