Today, I was having a hard time waking up. When I sat down for breakfast, my chair rocked backwards. I reflexively grabbed out at something to hold on to. Unfortunately, I grabbed the cereal box that was on the table. FML I agree, your life sucks 25553 I agree, your life sucks 25553 You deserved it 3752 You deserved it 3752 3 3 0 31 By Fillifilo - / Wednesday 18 April 2012 04:38 / France
Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are VERY ticklish. I reflexively kicked the poor lady in the face, as I wet my pants. FML I agree, your life sucks 48355 I agree, your life sucks 48355 You deserved it 17271 You deserved it 17271 107
Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off my car. After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished. Except the car keys... I agree, your life sucks 43674 I agree, your life sucks 43674 You deserved it 6835 You deserved it 6835 82
Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML I agree, your life sucks 45587 I agree, your life sucks 45587 You deserved it 3909 You deserved it 3909 160
Today I found out that my child support payments will be about as much as one bi-weekly paycheck. Rent is more than a paycheck. My ex gets paid almost... I agree, your life sucks 0 I agree, your life sucks 0 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
Today, it’s Saturday and I had been told to be at a job site bright and early. I woke up and pounded several body smashing drinks to get going. They then... I agree, your life sucks 5 I agree, your life sucks 5 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
Norway Today, I met a really sweet cute guy on a dinner date. Too bad he was the waiter instead of my date. FML
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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