Today, I was having a hard time waking up. When I sat down for breakfast, my chair rocked backwards. I reflexively grabbed out at something to hold on to. Unfortunately, I grabbed the cereal box that was on the table. FML I agree, your life sucks 25383 I agree, your life sucks 25383 You deserved it 3725 You deserved it 3725 2 2 0 12 By Fillifilo - / Wednesday 18 April 2012 04:38 / France
Today, I returned home from a two-year trip overseas. My mom's first words as she greeted me at the arrivals terminal of the airport were, "Your father and I are getting a divorce." FML I agree, your life sucks 52303 I agree, your life sucks 52303 You deserved it 2887 You deserved it 2887 52 2 0 16 2 By JabberWocky54210 - / Friday 21 June 2013 04:09 / New Zealand - Auckland
Today, in my film class, we were watching Schindler's List. At least, we tried. The moron next to me kept interrupting the most intense scenes with a very... I agree, your life sucks 27473 I agree, your life sucks 27473 You deserved it 1875 You deserved it 1875 68
Today, I was in an Austrian bar, making polite conversation in my broken German with a slightly odd middle-aged man. He said, winking, that he was near... I agree, your life sucks 36902 I agree, your life sucks 36902 You deserved it 4413 You deserved it 4413 76
Today I went to my new school. I met this really beautiful girl in my class, I told her she looked beautiful and she yelled "I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!" and she... I agree, your life sucks 7 I agree, your life sucks 7 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
Today, someone broke into my house and only stole all of my underwear. Fml I agree, your life sucks 8 I agree, your life sucks 8 You deserved it 1 You deserved it 1
United Kingdom ...but why? Today, I got my period at school, so I went to the toilet to put in a tampon. Opening the packaging was really noisy, but I assumed the bathroom was empty....
Canada Today, during a romantic shower with my girlfriend, I slipped, fell, and took the both the shower curtain and rod with me. My dignity hurts more than my...
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