Today, I was having a hard time waking up. When I sat down for breakfast, my chair rocked backwards. I reflexively grabbed out at something to hold on to. Unfortunately, I grabbed the cereal box that was on the table. FML I agree, your life sucks 25589 I agree, your life sucks 25589 You deserved it 3758 You deserved it 3758 3 3 1 33 By Fillifilo - / Wednesday 18 April 2012 04:38 / France
Today, I reached for my beer and took a huge swallow before I realized that I had picked up my friend's tobacco spit cup. "Vomit" is not a strong enough... I agree, your life sucks 27636 I agree, your life sucks 27636 You deserved it 6182 You deserved it 6182 58
Today, my aunt and uncle came into the restaurant I work at to give me a late Christmas gift. The gift was the $20 tip they left, which got divided amongst all the staff. FML I agree, your life sucks 31944 I agree, your life sucks 31944 You deserved it 2285 You deserved it 2285 61 3 1 23 8 By cannedpeas / Wednesday 31 December 2015 03:26 / Canada - Calgary
Today, my grandma got piss drunk off two glasses of wine and kept telling me how I'm "so... ROUND...!" FML I agree, your life sucks 19906 I agree, your life sucks 19906 You deserved it 2374 You deserved it 2374 36
Today, my boss told me she doesn't care if customers complain and told me I needed to leave my desk with a line of 10+ people waiting to be helped because... I agree, your life sucks 1249 I agree, your life sucks 1249 You deserved it 80 You deserved it 80 12
Today after literally 1000s of texts, hours of chats and banter, my co-worker and i admitted that we love each other but can’t leave our own partners for... I agree, your life sucks 434 I agree, your life sucks 434 You deserved it 1158 You deserved it 1158 24
Canada Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and...
Australia Today, I asked the guy of my dreams out to the cinema. After saying to me "It's a date!" I started booking tickets. He said, "Why are you booking two?"...
Today, I got on the bus and the driver said I didn't have to pay since the ticket machine was broken. I was happy to have saved £2.40 until i realised...
Today, my infant son refused to let me put him down for two minutes while I ate breakfast this morning. I was in a hurry to get to an event as it was,...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
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