FML : Today, I noticed that after a month of using my gel, it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping their...

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Today, I noticed that after a month of using my gel, it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping their man-juice into it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By theish / Friday 4 February 2011 14:08 /

Intimacy

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By ROFLBERRYPIE | 0

#2045076 - Friday 4 February 2011 07:11

Better check your toothpaste.

By uberletepoon | 10

#2045094 - Friday 4 February 2011 07:15

check your sunscreen in the summer too. unless you like SPF 69

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By mandikay23 | 3

#2045053 - Friday 4 February 2011 07:06

owned!!

gabbster95 | 0

#2045351 - Friday 4 February 2011 09:20

and you would know this because? lol

InBetweenDreams | 0

#2045430 - Friday 4 February 2011 10:04

It probably is good for your hair since it's mostly protein. :) Still, that's gross!

josephhhhhh | 0

#2045469 - Friday 4 February 2011 10:15

protein?? what the eff...idiot

bfad2010 | 0

#2045986 - Friday 4 February 2011 10:33

it actually is mostly protein.. she's right... idiot

InBetweenDreams | 0

#2045989 - Friday 4 February 2011 10:33

Maybe I shouldn't have said "mostly" protein, but it does have protein in it. Look it up. Semen is only 10% sperm. The rest is made up of enzymes, protein, vitamin C, calcium etc. One average ejaculation has 150 mg of protein. I don't see how I'm an idiot. :/

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#2046102 - Friday 4 February 2011 11:17

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Takador | 3

#2046185 - Friday 4 February 2011 11:53

1) atleast it was older bro, couldve been worse if it was a youger brother 2) horse semen is good for your skin

josephhhhhh | 0

#2046295 - Saturday 5 February 2011 12:38

lmao so semen is good after work out...good to know!

AwesomeAsFcuk | 0

#2046462 - Saturday 5 February 2011 01:59

well I can see how that's disgusting taken that they aren't yours but there's definitely nothing wrong with using your own. it's healthy for your hair and the smell makes most girls horny. I mean I use it all the time and my hair is beautiful.

stro88 | 6

#2046957 - Saturday 5 February 2011 05:20

hahaha. gut check your bro.

capt_awesome1 | 11

#2047885 - Saturday 5 February 2011 11:24

49 is right, a single ejaculation had as much protein as a medium sized steak. just saying. (:

fudgepirate | 0

#2049025 - Saturday 5 February 2011 06:35

am i the only one thinking his brother must be really gay to jack off with his into a jar...

fudgepirate | 0

#2049032 - Saturday 5 February 2011 06:36

oops i meant with his friend..

dakota154 | 0

#2049940 - Sunday 6 February 2011 12:43

97 I hope your joking...

Fresh4416 | 0

#2050786 - Sunday 6 February 2011 06:52

yes, I've heard semen had vitamins and protein in it. Anyways, open your mouth, it's time for your daily vitamins.

onepluszero | 0

#2051715 - Sunday 6 February 2011 02:20

152 n 49, u would know all those facts about semen...

JManHobbs | 0

#2051790 - Sunday 6 February 2011 02:46

^creep

gamercanadian | 11

#2054518 - Monday 7 February 2011 09:47

^yes he is lol

EatMoreRice | 0

#2072618 - Saturday 12 February 2011 12:18

you sure have a lot of knowledge abi out semen, don't you..

Jizwold | 0

#2072766 - Saturday 12 February 2011 01:25

this fml is full of homosexuality unless op is a chick In which case wincest

meetmissmayhem | 4

#4611614 - Monday 25 June 2012 10:07

#97 I really hope you're joking. If you're not joking then you're seriously a sick disgusting loser. Gross.

snowwhite92 | 5

#5087637 - Saturday 27 October 2012 03:43

It also contains half your daily intake of salt.

By repede | 0

#2045061 - Friday 4 February 2011 07:07

thats interesting, you would think you would know what cum looks like... then again when it's mixed with some form of shampoo, who really knows what it looks like

iSitt | 0

#2046147 - Friday 4 February 2011 11:34

op didn't Smell something funky ?

therealdavid | 0

#2046695 - Saturday 5 February 2011 03:12

Doesn't semen dry up if its not frozen?

Warlemming | 7

#2048083 - Saturday 5 February 2011 12:36

If it's in a jar or container I would imagine it wouldn't especially when mixed with real gel.

cameron_natasha | 0

#3047032 - Friday 5 August 2011 09:35

what does op mean?

musicfreak9821 | 6

#3228071 - Saturday 3 September 2011 03:25

op means original poster.!

By BlackMoon_fml | 9

#2045064 - Friday 4 February 2011 07:09

How did you not notice? Gel and "man-juice" have completely different textures. >_>

urlifesfked | 0

#2045296 - Friday 4 February 2011 08:46

You would know, wouldn't you?

thebignixie | 0

#2045330 - Friday 4 February 2011 09:04

I'm sorry but 30 made me laugh

WillKill4Beer | 0

#2046562 - Saturday 5 February 2011 02:24

Your a hot lil snow bunny! <3 :P

Sweetpea137 | 0

#2046968 - Saturday 5 February 2011 05:24

win

Toxicweed69 | 0

#2047182 - Saturday 5 February 2011 07:31

abt to say that

kidskater24 | 0

#2047509 - Saturday 5 February 2011 08:56

damn ur sexy! but then again true...how WOULD you know? O.o

jeremyt8nc | 6

#2047608 - Saturday 5 February 2011 09:42

Her profile says Prostitution..ha

mightymart | 5

#2047881 - Saturday 5 February 2011 11:22

you guys need to get out more...

Give_Linux_A_Go | 28

#2908483 - Saturday 16 July 2011 10:07

there's something about mary...

By TheBarnacle | 4

#2045068 - Friday 4 February 2011 07:09

this. is. just. epic.

MrsConcieded2k14 | 0

#2045183 - Friday 4 February 2011 07:48

I agree

KirstenLovesYou | 0

#2051021 - Sunday 6 February 2011 08:30

totally!

By bmiller2047 | 0

#2045070 - Friday 4 February 2011 07:09

your hair must've been awesome like in there's something about mary ;)

ZacharyClift | 1

#2047621 - Saturday 5 February 2011 09:48

that movie rocked.

nicole1784 | 0

#2050064 - Sunday 6 February 2011 02:13

i was just thinking that!

emohunter | 0

#2110893 - Tuesday 22 February 2011 11:32

same

BeautyBaby099 | 18

#5663597 - Saturday 7 September 2013 10:39

Haha that's what I was thinking

By projoe | 0

#2045075 - Friday 4 February 2011 07:10

hahaha older brothers are so mean :P mine is moving out soon... maybe I will be free of pranks like tht for a while, at least in my house hold! maybe you'll cum up with a way to get back at him op! (ha see Wht I did there?)