By theish - 04/02/2011 14:08

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Today, I noticed that after a month of using my gel, it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping their man-juice into it. FML
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ROFLBERRYPIE 0

Better check your toothpaste.

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uberletepoon 10

check your sunscreen in the summer too. unless you like SPF 69

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InBetweenDreams 0

It probably is good for your hair since it's mostly protein. :) Still, that's gross!

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josephhhhhh 0

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bfad2010 0

it actually is mostly protein.. she's right... idiot

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InBetweenDreams 0

Maybe I shouldn't have said "mostly" protein, but it does have protein in it. Look it up. Semen is only 10% sperm. The rest is made up of enzymes, protein, vitamin C, calcium etc. One average ejaculation has 150 mg of protein. I don't see how I'm an idiot. :/

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StoryOfTheYear 14

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Takador 3

1) atleast it was older bro, couldve been worse if it was a youger brother 2) horse semen is good for your skin

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josephhhhhh 0

lmao so semen is good after work out...good to know!

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AwesomeAsFcuk 0

well I can see how that's disgusting taken that they aren't yours but there's definitely nothing wrong with using your own. it's healthy for your hair and the smell makes most girls horny. I mean I use it all the time and my hair is beautiful.

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capt_awesome1 11

49 is right, a single ejaculation had as much protein as a medium sized steak. just saying. (:

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fudgepirate 0

am i the only one thinking his brother must be really gay to jack off with his into a jar...

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fudgepirate 0

oops i meant with his friend..

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Fresh4416 0

yes, I've heard semen had vitamins and protein in it. Anyways, open your mouth, it's time for your daily vitamins.

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onepluszero 0

152 n 49, u would know all those facts about semen...

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EatMoreRice 0

you sure have a lot of knowledge abi out semen, don't you..

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Jizwold 0

this fml is full of homosexuality unless op is a chick In which case wincest

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meetmissmayhem 4

#97 I really hope you're joking. If you're not joking then you're seriously a sick disgusting loser. Gross.

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snowwhite92 5

It also contains half your daily intake of salt.

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repede 0

thats interesting, you would think you would know what cum looks like... then again when it's mixed with some form of shampoo, who really knows what it looks like

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iSitt 0

op didn't Smell something funky ?

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therealdavid 0

Doesn't semen dry up if its not frozen?

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Warlemming 7

If it's in a jar or container I would imagine it wouldn't especially when mixed with real gel.

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cameron_natasha 0

what does op mean?

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BlackMoon_fml 9

How did you not notice? Gel and "man-juice" have completely different textures. >_>

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urlifesfked 0

You would know, wouldn't you?

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thebignixie 0

I'm sorry but 30 made me laugh

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kidskater24 0

damn ur sexy! but then again true...how WOULD you know? O.o

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projoe 0

hahaha older brothers are so mean :P mine is moving out soon... maybe I will be free of pranks like tht for a while, at least in my house hold! maybe you'll cum up with a way to get back at him op! (ha see Wht I did there?)

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Tyraen 6

ok, if you point out what you did there, it's not funny anymore.

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jeremyt8nc 6

screw Duke..Go Tar Heels..my cousin went to UK

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Aznoe 0

Thats queer is ur bro **** wit his friends

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