By theish - 04/02/2011 14:08

Today, I noticed that after a month of using my gel, it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping their man-juice into it. FML
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Better check your toothpaste.

uberletepoon 10

check your sunscreen in the summer too. unless you like SPF 69


mandikay23 3


and you would know this because? lol

It probably is good for your hair since it's mostly protein. :) Still, that's gross!

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bfad2010 0

it actually is mostly protein.. she's right... idiot

Maybe I shouldn't have said "mostly" protein, but it does have protein in it. Look it up. Semen is only 10% sperm. The rest is made up of enzymes, protein, vitamin C, calcium etc. One average ejaculation has 150 mg of protein. I don't see how I'm an idiot. :/

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Takador 3

1) atleast it was older bro, couldve been worse if it was a youger brother 2) horse semen is good for your skin

lmao so semen is good after work out...good to know!

AwesomeAsFcuk 0

well I can see how that's disgusting taken that they aren't yours but there's definitely nothing wrong with using your own. it's healthy for your hair and the smell makes most girls horny. I mean I use it all the time and my hair is beautiful.

hahaha. gut check your bro.

49 is right, a single ejaculation had as much protein as a medium sized steak. just saying. (:

fudgepirate 0

am i the only one thinking his brother must be really gay to jack off with his into a jar...

fudgepirate 0

oops i meant with his friend..

97 I hope your joking...

Fresh4416 0

yes, I've heard semen had vitamins and protein in it. Anyways, open your mouth, it's time for your daily vitamins.

152 n 49, u would know all those facts about semen...

you sure have a lot of knowledge abi out semen, don't you..

this fml is full of homosexuality unless op is a chick In which case wincest

meetmissmayhem 4

#97 I really hope you're joking. If you're not joking then you're seriously a sick disgusting loser. Gross.

It also contains half your daily intake of salt.

thats interesting, you would think you would know what cum looks like... then again when it's mixed with some form of shampoo, who really knows what it looks like

iSitt 0

op didn't Smell something funky ?

therealdavid 0

Doesn't semen dry up if its not frozen?

If it's in a jar or container I would imagine it wouldn't especially when mixed with real gel.

cameron_natasha 0

what does op mean?

op means original poster.!

How did you not notice? Gel and "man-juice" have completely different textures. >_>

urlifesfked 0

You would know, wouldn't you?

thebignixie 0

I'm sorry but 30 made me laugh

Your a hot lil snow bunny! <3 :P

Sweetpea137 0


abt to say that

kidskater24 0

damn ur sexy! but then again WOULD you know? O.o

Her profile says Prostitution..ha

you guys need to get out more...

there's something about mary...

this. is. just. epic.

MrsConcieded2k14 0

I agree

bmiller2047 0

your hair must've been awesome like in there's something about mary ;)

that movie rocked.

nicole1784 0

i was just thinking that!

Haha that's what I was thinking

hahaha older brothers are so mean :P mine is moving out soon... maybe I will be free of pranks like tht for a while, at least in my house hold! maybe you'll cum up with a way to get back at him op! (ha see Wht I did there?)

I hope that's UK colors and not Duke( :

ok, if you point out what you did there, it's not funny anymore.

screw Duke..Go Tar cousin went to UK



Better check your toothpaste.

ThatGuyWithTheFa_fml 0


actingbro 3

that actually made me crack up

haha ur tummys full of man jelly

Tryit132 0


I swear ur not supposed to swallow toothpaste

PurpleChick96 3

Well. spit or swallow? Lol.

Thats queer is ur bro homo wit his friends

uberletepoon 10

check your sunscreen in the summer too. unless you like SPF 69

I laughed! hahaha

Bahahaha I love it

bfad2010 0

haha American pie!

F3LiCkZ 0

double win

OMG. How did they do that?

Do you really want an answer to that?

amanduh172 2


TaylorTotsYumm 10

They bukkaked a bottle?

your just jealous u were not in the circle jerk

Jaylishaaa 0

that would be nice to know.. no lie.. haha

cupcake112397 0