Today, I bought a $450 elliptical machine to get in shape of the new year. After 5 hours of putting it together, I realized that all the ceilings in every room of my apartment are too low for me to use it without hitting my head. I can't return it. FML
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Today, I bought a treadmill as part of my goal to get fit for summer. It doesn't look like it's going to get much use, seeing as how I sprained my ankle trying to get it in my doorway. FML
Today, I went to sit on a desk chair, which promptly rolled out from under me. This made me fall on my own foot, literally shattering two bones. I just bought a 9-month gym membership and can't use it because I wanted to sit down. FML
Today, I went to my gym and tried a new workout machine that had just been installed. I set the weight too high and ended up stuck halfway through a lift, making weird struggling noises. Most people around me stopped and stared as I awkwardly dropped the weights. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months and couldn't figure out how to use any of the equipment. FML
Today, I paid $500 for a gym membership after moving into a brand new house, since 12 years of software development has taken its toll. When I told my instructor about my goal to lose 35lbs in two months, he simply said, "Yeah... That's not going to happen. Try another gym," and left promptly. FML
Today, I bought a flatpack, easy to assemble cot-bed for my baby. I spent 5 hours building it, but when it was done, I realised I couldn't reach into it because I'm 5ft and my arms can't reach and lift the baby. I'd have to throw him in. I'm suffering from back spasms as a result, and I now need to disassemble and return it. FML
Today, I finally got a Wii Fit to try and lose some weight. I came home and set it all up, only to be told that I weigh too much to actually use it. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in quite a while. I was feeling pretty good about myself until I realized I'd been on the elliptical machine for twenty minutes without having actually turned it on. I was just moving the pedals and wondering why I wasn’t getting tired. FML
Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML
Today, I couldn't take home the free weights I'd planned on buying to start bodybuilding 'cos I couldn't lift the box, which was too heavy for me. FML
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GoW_Chick 14
eBay to the rescue!
mwrc8man94 1
Wear a helmet.
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GirlWithHair 4
There's this cool site called E-bay.
utterdebauchery 7
this would be pretty funny, if it weren't a lie, since on an eliptical you will only be about 18 inches taller, at most.
smallsmerry123 5
Is this the same person that sat on the toilet until it was to dark to jog?
gravenhex 0
Ebay
drut27 4
Duck your head haha...
thehillhaseyes8 2
Craigslist
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
I'll take it xD Jk. Really though? Even if you don't like running outside.... It's free. You could have probably saved that money to buy a pair of shoes, or something that you really wanted. You better hope that place accepts refunds. :/
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
Oh shit. I totally ignored the part that said you can't return it. Sorry lol.
bubo_fml 10
Cut a hole in the ceiling?
irokyoursox 6
I paid more for my iPhone 4S
astralvagan 20
Aren't you just special? Go ask your Siri for a cookie
tjv3 10
That's why there are tape measures. Also how low are the ceilings