Today, I bought a $450 elliptical machine to get in shape of the new year. After 5 hours of putting it together, I realized that all the ceilings in every room of my apartment are too low for me to use it without hitting my head. I can't return it. FML
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Today, I bought a treadmill as part of my goal to get fit for summer. It doesn't look like it's going to get much use, seeing as how I sprained my ankle trying to get it in my doorway. FML
Today, I went to sit on a desk chair, which promptly rolled out from under me. This made me fall on my own foot, literally shattering two bones. I just bought a 9-month gym membership and can't use it because I wanted to sit down. FML
Today, I went to my gym and tried a new workout machine that had just been installed. I set the weight too high and ended up stuck halfway through a lift, making weird struggling noises. Most people around me stopped and stared as I awkwardly dropped the weights. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months and couldn't figure out how to use any of the equipment. FML
Today, I paid $500 for a gym membership after moving into a brand new house, since 12 years of software development has taken its toll. When I told my instructor about my goal to lose 35lbs in two months, he simply said, "Yeah... That's not going to happen. Try another gym," and left promptly. FML
Today, I bought a flatpack, easy to assemble cot-bed for my baby. I spent 5 hours building it, but when it was done, I realised I couldn't reach into it because I'm 5ft and my arms can't reach and lift the baby. I'd have to throw him in. I'm suffering from back spasms as a result, and I now need to disassemble and return it. FML
Today, I finally got a Wii Fit to try and lose some weight. I came home and set it all up, only to be told that I weigh too much to actually use it. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in quite a while. I was feeling pretty good about myself until I realized I'd been on the elliptical machine for twenty minutes without having actually turned it on. I was just moving the pedals and wondering why I wasn’t getting tired. FML
Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML
Today, I couldn't take home the free weights I'd planned on buying to start bodybuilding 'cos I couldn't lift the box, which was too heavy for me. FML
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GoW_Chick 14
eBay to the rescue!
mwrc8man94 1
Wear a helmet.
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TheGothGamerGirl 20
Studies show that people buy home machines when they are too ashamed to work out in public…
69ing_Chipmunks 9
That's why OP's name is fatandsad.
iwadasn 32
Or they realize that paying once for a machine is better than paying monthly for a gym membership.
downtime 12
63, I assume they were joking. God I hope so otherwise I'm gonna feel a bit stupid for thumbing that up...
TreeStarOsaurus 0
Maybe they don't have a car or money to pay 40 a month for a gym membership and figured it would save them money in the long run. whatever works to help someone be healthy!
Starfiji 0
That ******* sucks! Try putting an add for it in the paper maybe?
HubbaBubba259_fml 0
What do you live in? A Hobbit home?
NullPointer 20
Now you have two resolutions. Get in shape, and get a better apartment!
buhrittanyerin 6
you have very short ceilings, person.
hardonforjesus 10
It's the walls that are short, the ceiling is low
iwadasn 32
Shouldn't you have done some measuring before you bought it?
mosquito19 14
go outside and walk or jog. its free. if you think buying a mechine is gonna help you loose weight. you already failed.
ksackal91 0
Machine. Lose not loose.
hartleysgirl 2
Garage?
ibebrandy 4
Guess you'll be hitting your head for a while if you really wanna get in shape, huh?
rofl99 0
OP's head will get a new shape too :3 LIKE STEWIE :D
friedeggyolive 7
Sell it on Craigslist.