By KAAALIS - 16/03/2009 02:20 - United States

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Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
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alley_cat_118 0

#5: many guys (myself included) dig neck-biting without being vampires. #9: it doesn't take much to pop a pimple if it's already near bursting. Everyone else: you're absolutely right, this is beyond disgusting.

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Talkative1 0

That, my friend, is extremely repulsive. And yet, I cannot help but laugh my ass off. ahahahaha. I honestly, cannot think about it without gagging a bit. BUT, Luckily, I didn't barf due to some hilarious comments. ahahahahaha #13, #40, #62, #88, and ditto to #109. lmao. I feel so sorry for you.

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awalkinthepark 0

aww i am so sorry

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purplepanda84 0

ewwwwww, that's difficult to recover from >.

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Lucindalou 0

that'll teach you to try and be like the Cullen family.. not cool

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angelteuk 0

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!!!

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AngelBubblesRose 0

that's sick

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knzr4 0

nasty. but lmao to the person who said they hate twilight. bahaha

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