You may want to look into those anger issues.

Might as well face it... you ought to trade in your electronics for an Etch-a-Sketch.

Did you ever consider the third option of not doing either of those things?

So maybe don't do it then?

Sometimes you have to go old school emoticons to sum up a situation. orz

If you actually do something like that, you might want to look into getting help.

Were you playing a paladin in World of Warcraft, by any chance? If so, "faceroll" is supposed to be just a figure of speech.

But now your computer knows how angry you really are to take that sort of risk, and now realizes you really mean business...