never have kids. what did you tell her?

Words fail me. I am now terrified of parenthood. I understand the risks of birth defects and kidnappings and accidents, but you can take concrete steps to prevent these things. But this...... Considering the world we live in, how do you stop this without raising your child in a closet with no access to the outside?????? FYL, Miss.

Better early than never?

oh man that...that is awkward...I wonder who she heard that from? If tv - probably should try parent lock...if not...then I dunno... too early for the sex talk

um...ew...whoa...scary...awkward, much?

My dad told me when I was 5, I walked in on my mom blowing him and ran out like "EW KISSING PENIS!" Later he sat me down to explain that it's something that mommies and daddies do and so I asked, "Does it taste good?" and he said "Go ask your mom." I remember nothing. When babysitting I had two ten year old girls ask me what a blowjob was because they weren't sure. I then found out they thought that guys got a period, too. XD; Honestly, I think it's better that they know the truth than imagine some total BS and get themselves in trouble.

How on earth did your 6 year old know the phrase blow job? I'd be concerned if I was you

Exactly, #7! Why does your six-year-old child know what a blow job is???

she probably reads fml

Tell her "go ask your daddy. I normally snowball it back to him". The whole snowballing thing should confuse her enough to keep her quiet for a while.