Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML
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- Virgin Islands, U.S. - Kingshill
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TheCrispyCat
| 20
Wow... he is a keeper.
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Welshite
| 39
Because sucking pus is sooo sexy. -_-
I would have dashed to the bathroom and had a nice date with the toilet if that had happened to me.
I would have dashed to the bathroom and had a nice date with the toilet if that had happened to me.
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canupls
| 6
Guys I think we're missing the complete irony of OP being from the Virgin islands.
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Alvarortor
| 14
You sir, are a god
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xx000o
| 27
Is that the only place women have pimples on their boobs?
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heyyyaubrey
| 9
seriously..boob acne cannot be normal.
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speakersboom
| 19
#102, *their, and gross.
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USxWolfCatxUK
| 16
#103 Actually, boob acne is pretty common for a lot of women.
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Crazynocatlady
| 22
No wonder they are all virgins then...
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
Vomiting ends everything...
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leary96
| 15
Sorry OP that really, sucks.
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laden_swallow09
| 34
Boo
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arronu
| 9
bies
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leary96
| 15
Sorry, pardon my pun, I just had to.
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clemsi
| 20
Did you?
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airbear18
| 15
oh lord....
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rosenkrieger223
| 21
38, No, you didn't, actually...
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gabygabs
| 8
aww :( sorry about that, and about having pimples on ya bobbie :(
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that_band_nerd
| 22
More like sorry to anyone who had to read your comment, I suggest more time with a dictionary and less time using emoticons.
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Rallred32
| 20
What's a "bobbie"?
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Rexor
| 9
Hank Hill's son.
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SarahSehhati
| 40
#78 You made me laugh like no other thank you!!! Omg!
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MikeyScene420
| 17
Either that was the funniest thing i ever read or this weed got me messed up. Either way i can't stop laughing! Greatness is upon you!
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Madridsta1999
| 7
You could call it
*puts on glasses*
Titty pop
*puts on glasses*
Titty pop
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SquealingMoose
| 14
Nah
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| 28
#5, really? Really? Just really?
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Kamon97
| 23
He popped the wrong cherry
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rosenkrieger223
| 21
#9, considering that comment is currently at 226 thumbs-up and your's has 60 thumbs down, I'd say: yes, really.
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Madridsta1999
| 7
#98 *my nigga starts playing in the background*
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realtingdis
| 12
Damn. I can't claim that I would act differently. Though I don't know If I would have thrown up.
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BobRoss9
| 8
I feel like he should write his own FML
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ahh_rats
| 15
I agree hahaha
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Alkpwn
| 6
Jeez I know, he hardly deserve zit!
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purrypie
| 9
I get the feeling it's soon to come ! :D
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Miss_Chevious
| 37
Agreed. 100%
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smokecloud_
| 37
Time for some ProActive body wash.
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chutney_02
| 22
If you have anything embarrassing against him, now is the time to use it
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SWC_Penguin
| 17
I thought the FML was over, but nope, it then went and got even worse.
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Spyingcheeseman
| 8
I don't think a simple is what popped on your chest
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littlekellilee
| 45
I don't think it was a simple either. I think it was a pimple.
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Spyingcheeseman
| 8
Sorry pimple isn't saved into my phones dictionary so it changed it
:(
:(
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Axipiter
| 24
No excuses!
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rosenkrieger223
| 21
#24, Do it manually before submitting your comment. Proofreading is your friend.
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MrGymnastic
| 12
Especially online whear everone is a gramar nazi. Because they can SEA youre misake. Did I do good?
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amason5995
| 4
*puts on glasses*
Titty pop