FML : Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that,...

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Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 18 February 2014 19:49 / Virgin Islands, U.S. - Kingshill

Intimacy

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By BobRoss9 | 8

#5862183 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 1:46

I feel like he should write his own FML

By Madridsta1999 | 7

#5862174 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 1:44

You could call it
*puts on glasses*
Titty pop

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By TheCrispyCat | 20

#5862163 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 1:41

Wow... he is a keeper.

Welshite | 39

#5862173 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 1:44

Because sucking pus is sooo sexy. -_-

I would have dashed to the bathroom and had a nice date with the toilet if that had happened to me.

canupls | 6

#5862212 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 1:56

Guys I think we're missing the complete irony of OP being from the Virgin islands.

Alvarortor | 14

#5862361 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 4:24

You sir, are a god

xx000o | 27

#5862629 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 11:25

Is that the only place women have pimples on their boobs?

naw_fml | 18

#5862657 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 12:19

It's there thing. ;)

heyyyaubrey | 9

#5862661 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 12:29

seriously..boob acne cannot be normal.

speakersboom | 19

#5863079 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 21:00

#102, *their, and gross.

USxWolfCatxUK | 16

#5863587 - Thursday 20 February 2014 8:51

#103 Actually, boob acne is pretty common for a lot of women.

Crazynocatlady | 22

#5863728 - Thursday 20 February 2014 13:25

No wonder they are all virgins then...

incoherentrmblr | 21

#5865526 - Saturday 22 February 2014 7:42

Vomiting ends everything...

By leary96 | 15

#5862164 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 1:41

Sorry OP that really, sucks.

laden_swallow09 | 34

#5862200 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 1:51

Boo

arronu | 9

#5862272 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 2:39

bies

leary96 | 15

#5862310 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 3:14

Sorry, pardon my pun, I just had to.

clemsi | 20

#5862407 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 4:52

Did you?

airbear18 | 15

#5862440 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 5:24

oh lord....

rosenkrieger223 | 21

#5862681 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 12:55

38, No, you didn't, actually...

By gabygabs | 8

#5862170 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 1:43

aww :( sorry about that, and about having pimples on ya bobbie :(

that_band_nerd | 22

#5862412 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 4:55

More like sorry to anyone who had to read your comment, I suggest more time with a dictionary and less time using emoticons.

Rallred32 | 20

#5862447 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 5:33

What's a "bobbie"?

Rexor | 9

#5862479 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 6:31

Hank Hill's son.

SarahSehhati | 40

#5862483 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 6:44

#78 You made me laugh like no other thank you!!! Omg!

MikeyScene420 | 17

#5862504 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 7:37

Either that was the funniest thing i ever read or this weed got me messed up. Either way i can't stop laughing! Greatness is upon you!

By Madridsta1999 | 7

#5862174 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 1:44

You could call it
*puts on glasses*
Titty pop

SquealingMoose | 14

#5862180 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 1:45

Nah

Booda_Shun | 28

#5862189 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 1:48

#5, really? Really? Just really?

Kamon97 | 23

#5862248 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 2:15

He popped the wrong cherry

rosenkrieger223 | 21

#5862614 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 11:05

#9, considering that comment is currently at 226 thumbs-up and your's has 60 thumbs down, I'd say: yes, really.

Madridsta1999 | 7

#5863378 - Thursday 20 February 2014 3:14

#98 *my nigga starts playing in the background*

By realtingdis | 12

#5862176 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 1:44

Damn. I can't claim that I would act differently. Though I don't know If I would have thrown up.

By BobRoss9 | 8

#5862183 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 1:46

I feel like he should write his own FML

ahh_rats | 15

#5862298 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 2:55

I agree hahaha

Alkpwn | 6

#5862363 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 4:24

Jeez I know, he hardly deserve zit!

purrypie | 9

#5863797 - Thursday 20 February 2014 15:20

I get the feeling it's soon to come ! :D

Miss_Chevious | 37

#5999738 - Sunday 6 July 2014 18:58

Agreed. 100%

By smokecloud_ | 37

#5862193 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 1:50

Time for some ProActive body wash.

By chutney_02 | 22

#5862199 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 1:51

If you have anything embarrassing against him, now is the time to use it

By SWC_Penguin | 17

#5862225 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 2:02

I thought the FML was over, but nope, it then went and got even worse.

By Spyingcheeseman | 8

#5862228 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 2:03

I don't think a simple is what popped on your chest

littlekellilee | 44

#5862256 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 2:24

I don't think it was a simple either. I think it was a pimple.

Spyingcheeseman | 8

#5862265 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 2:37

Sorry pimple isn't saved into my phones dictionary so it changed it
:(

Axipiter | 24

#5862410 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 4:53

No excuses!

rosenkrieger223 | 21

#5862621 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 11:09

#24, Do it manually before submitting your comment. Proofreading is your friend.

MrGymnastic | 12

#5862916 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 17:47

Especially online whear everone is a gramar nazi. Because they can SEA youre misake. Did I do good?

amason5995 | 4

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