By KAAALIS - 16/03/2009 02:20 - United States

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Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
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alley_cat_118 0

#5: many guys (myself included) dig neck-biting without being vampires. #9: it doesn't take much to pop a pimple if it's already near bursting. Everyone else: you're absolutely right, this is beyond disgusting.

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lifepwns 0

omg that is absolutely disgusting lol and #181 hit it on the nose.

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goodness_fml 0

i honestly created an account just to tell you that indeed you life is ******...i would never look at him again....if u manage to get over this you may as well marry him.... i am sooo sorry hun... id need counseling after that...i mean im in trauma just from reading bout it.... (^^,)

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DazzleThemForMe 0

Eww! Hopefully you'll look before you bite next time! *gag*

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casica 0

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW thats the most disgusting thing ive ever heard! hahahahahaha sucks for you!

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xDavidx 0

EWWWWW i like gagged wanted to throw up that's the nastiest thing EVERRRRR

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funkbasschild 0

i just about puked in my mouth a little..

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SilverBallet 0

Do you normally put your mouth on things without looking at them?

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