By KAAALIS - 16/03/2009 02:20 - United States

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Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
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alley_cat_118 0

#5: many guys (myself included) dig neck-biting without being vampires. #9: it doesn't take much to pop a pimple if it's already near bursting. Everyone else: you're absolutely right, this is beyond disgusting.

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that_damn_friend 0

actually puss isn't just fat, it's dead white blood cells that, for all intensive purposes, "ate" the bacterial build up that resulted from a blocked sebum gland (which secretes oils which solidify to fats). :D and for that i feel sorry for the poor girl....yuck

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CaligurlLULU 0

^^^ smarty pants B)

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Astrum14 24

If he was a real smarty pants, he'd know it's "For all intents and purposes" not "For all intensive purposes".

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Lola418 0

I am sorry but you are sick... tell him it is called soap and water. Maybe next time it wont happen.

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DoomedGemini 37

Soap and water doesn't prevent pimples. It probably helps, but just because someone has pimples doesn't mean they don't wash themselves..

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perfection3 0

lmao thatss gross

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dang_fml 0

that is disgusting.

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peppy 0

Ewwwwwww eurgh, that's so gross, yet so plausible... I feel so bad for you.

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foolishwolf 0

holy christ that is gross... that sucks

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Ivy_fml 0

wow, that was disturbing to read. I was eating toast and I completely lost my appetite...my dog is eating my breakfast now.

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