Today, I auditioned for my school's production of Romeo and Juliet. When they announced that I got the part as Juliet, all the guys auditioning for Romeo suddenly disappeared. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we had to do a scene from Romeo and Juliet. I was Romeo, and this really pretty girl was Juliet. When she found out she was with me, I heard her say "FML." FML
Today, I auditioned for a part in a play. I've been practicing for months, and was very excited. After I'd finished singing, the director whispered something to the other judges, and they all laughed. Hard. So much for the lead role. FML
Today, my school's theatre decided to produce Les Misérables. I got the part of Éponine. My boyfriend, being a talented performer, could have gotten any part he wanted. However, he only wanted to play the soldier responsible for killing Éponine. FML
Today, my family came to see me in my first acting role in Romeo and Juliet. It all went reasonably well for the first half hour or so, after which my seemingly shitfaced aunt started heckling and saying, "That's what she said" after every line, before eventually being thrown out by security. FML
Today, I was sent the script to a play I'm participating in at school. After reading it a couple of times, I noticed that my part has been forgotten completely. FML
Today, my school's theater production was canceled. Not because of budget, but because my co-star fell in love with me and asked me out. When I pointedly declined, he refused to act alongside me since it was "awkward." Everyone's blaming me for it. FML
Today, I went to see the cast list for the new musical I'm in. I didn't get the part I wanted, and instead I got the part of one of the suitors. Interestingly, they made me the suitor to my ex. And the guy she leaves me for at the end of the musical is the guy she left me for in real life. FML
Today, I had a completely improvised audition for the school play. The director called me and one of the cutest guys auditioning to improvise an intimate scene. Knowing that I'm a complete klutz, I wasn't all that surprised when I tripped over my feet and landed with my face in his crotch. He was. FML
Today, I auditioned for the musical at my school. Before I sang my song, I gave my music to the director. She said "Oh, I love this song!". After I sang it, she told me, "It's okay, I still like the song." FML
Today, I was trying out for a play I really wanted to be in. After my audition, I was feeling really good. She said she would post the cast list tomorrow. Not knowing where she would post it, I asked her. Her reply? "It doesn't matter. You won't be on it anyway." FML
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cheerupsookylala 7
where for art thou Romeo!
ruben_A_ruiz 0
I thought juliet was supposed to be pretty
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Comments (93)
Roxxay 6
that's mean, I'm sorry OP !!
MrLaryRottweila 1
hey thats how the story goes why you complaining
a124 4
it's WAY past Halloween. you don't need the costume anymore
sirdolittle 0
"Wait, what ?!? You aren't wearing any mask ! ... Really ?"
lilmok_619 0
Well...at least they didn't yell "EEEWWWWWW!" Right?
mrhigh007 0
lmao! bad timing
PunxsatownyPhil 0
Well, at least you got the role!
ImaginaryFoe 1
Agree with the groundhog! **** 'em, OP. Somebody will get cast in the role. It is odd that you were cast but the Romeos hadn't even auditioned yet. The director left him/herself wide open for this kind of situation.
stevenmx86 8
Ydi
techweed 12
damn ur THAT ugly??? shiiiit
jordanprodigy023 0
Damn that's disheartening
undeniablykris 0
Dry lips! Dry lips!
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
look everyone! it's OP!! ^
Haydoe 0
Hahaha that bitch is ugly... All the effort in the world cant fix that
spinnerzyo 0
85; that wasnt nice at all!!
undeniablykris 0
Aw I missed the insult, darn.
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
You're right, sorry Kris :s
undeniablykris 0
Yoi don't have to apologize, I didn't even see what you said D:
undeniablykris 0
you* THANKS ALOT FOR SAVING ME AUTOCORRECT
Jizwold 0
it was probably something really mean about ur shitty complexion or ur overall "I suck dick for money" appearance. comment moderated in 5...4...3...2...