By Anonymous - United States
Today, my roommate and I invited a few girls over to our dorm for a small party. We started to play a drinking game, and I attempted to chug three beers in two minutes. My stomach wouldn't have that, and I spewed up bright red chunks everywhere and on everyone. FML
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  CitrusGirl  |  0

feeling grumpy so...
To 9, you look like a tryhard. More likely girls avoid you
Bravesfan- That joke is beyond old. Most guys think it's old too. You know who still tells that joke? Guys that can't get girls. Because obviously, telling us to act like servants is totally going to make us interested in you.

  MnBran6  |  0

72 - Stop being butthurt and get back to the kitchen.

Jk, but really, it's just an Internet joke, I'm sure he doesn't tell girls to get back to the kitchen irl, at least I hope he doesn't.

  MarkSeattle  |  0

lol @ 107 Cyka; just put a Russian pronunciation on your name instead of English.

in Soviet Russia champagne was much cheaper and easier to get than Vodka though, and all the beer was Russian beer ;)

By  Trollz4daLULZ  |  1

YDI for having a roommate, for trying to get those girls drunk and take advantage of them, for attempting to FORNICATE, for playing a gay-ass game instead of just drinking, for eating something red, and for even having a stomach to hold red food and beer.

Epic win for aiming it all over everyone else! :)

By  xundria  |  5

That's not really impressive, just FYI.
-captain obvious