Today, I auditioned for my school's production of Romeo and Juliet. When they announced that I got the part as Juliet, all the guys auditioning for Romeo suddenly disappeared. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we had to do a scene from Romeo and Juliet. I was Romeo, and this really pretty girl was Juliet. When she found out she was with me, I heard her say "FML." FML
Today, I auditioned for a part in a play. I've been practicing for months, and was very excited. After I'd finished singing, the director whispered something to the other judges, and they all laughed. Hard. So much for the lead role. FML
Today, my school's theatre decided to produce Les Misérables. I got the part of Éponine. My boyfriend, being a talented performer, could have gotten any part he wanted. However, he only wanted to play the soldier responsible for killing Éponine. FML
Today, my family came to see me in my first acting role in Romeo and Juliet. It all went reasonably well for the first half hour or so, after which my seemingly shitfaced aunt started heckling and saying, "That's what she said" after every line, before eventually being thrown out by security. FML
Today, I was sent the script to a play I'm participating in at school. After reading it a couple of times, I noticed that my part has been forgotten completely. FML
Today, my school's theater production was canceled. Not because of budget, but because my co-star fell in love with me and asked me out. When I pointedly declined, he refused to act alongside me since it was "awkward." Everyone's blaming me for it. FML
Today, I went to see the cast list for the new musical I'm in. I didn't get the part I wanted, and instead I got the part of one of the suitors. Interestingly, they made me the suitor to my ex. And the guy she leaves me for at the end of the musical is the guy she left me for in real life. FML
Today, I had a completely improvised audition for the school play. The director called me and one of the cutest guys auditioning to improvise an intimate scene. Knowing that I'm a complete klutz, I wasn't all that surprised when I tripped over my feet and landed with my face in his crotch. He was. FML
Today, I auditioned for the musical at my school. Before I sang my song, I gave my music to the director. She said "Oh, I love this song!". After I sang it, she told me, "It's okay, I still like the song." FML
Today, I was trying out for a play I really wanted to be in. After my audition, I was feeling really good. She said she would post the cast list tomorrow. Not knowing where she would post it, I asked her. Her reply? "It doesn't matter. You won't be on it anyway." FML
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Top comments
cheerupsookylala 7
where for art thou Romeo!
ruben_A_ruiz 0
I thought juliet was supposed to be pretty
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Comments (93)
gkflower 0
lmao a cave troll haha
Ameeleeya 0
ha! gooooodbye romeo!
Ameeleeya 0
how the hell do you add a picture on here
skyeyez9 25
Wherefore art thou Romeo? Seriously, where the **** did he go?
iTerrorized 4
LMFAO
tweak111 0
"wherefore art thou Romeo" means why are you romeo... or somthing like dat
kosherkraut 5
Please read the replies to #1 so you don't look like such an idiot.
catnip216 0
Maybe she's not ugly, guys. Maybe she's a bitch or a complete nerd (if the latter, more power to ya, OP). Why does everyone assume she's hideous?
DjeePee 25
Maybe she's everything. Whilst reading this FML, I immediately thought at some girl from my high school. She always wore the same ugly sweater, was very dominant, couldn't stand critic, but she criticised everybody else, she was dirty, she sticked her boogers under the tables...and she played in all the productions of my school. This FML could be about her...
Ranimal 12
I used to go to school with a girl like that too. She was by fair the most depised person on campus, yet she was such a kiss ass that she almost always landed the lead role in plays. She was disgusting, dirty, ugly, and a complete bitch.
xoxchelaxox08 17
I think everyone knew someone like that in school. There was a girl like that in mine, but instead of putting her boogers under the tables, she ate them.
ChrisLTC 3
parting is such sweet sorrow!
cupcakemonster10_fml 0
awwwe that sucks!
iTerrorized 4
Damn shave the stache lady ..
starwind3438 9
Wow, you are an asshole.
Helmut Arias Rodriguez 21
She can audition for Rosaline
awardZu 0
Here are a few helpful hints. 1. Shave (this includes your face, pits, legs, and crotch) 2. Wash ( see above for areas included [but not limited to]) 3. Put on some makeup 4. Wear something that doesn't make you look like a lumberjack. This should help a little.
starwind3438 9
5. Stop being a sexist pig you asshole.
cptmorgan15 2
How is this sexist? Just looks like a list to have good personal hygeine, besides #4.
awardZu 0
Take a joke you bitch.
xoxchelaxox08 17
Don't forget the perfume! I you're going to be ugly, you should at least smell nice!
TheDrifter 24
63, #4 on the list works for both sexes as a good guideline. Lumberjack isn't a good look on too many people.
starwind3438 9
The guys were too ugly for you which is why they left.
ShadyFTW1 0
Yea, that must be it. Doyyyyy