Today, I auditioned for my school's production of Romeo and Juliet. When they announced that I got the part as Juliet, all the guys auditioning for Romeo suddenly disappeared. FML
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Today, we had to do a scene from Romeo and Juliet. I was Romeo, and this really pretty girl was Juliet. When she found out she was with me, I heard her say "FML." FML
Today, I auditioned for a part in a play. I've been practicing for months, and was very excited. After I'd finished singing, the director whispered something to the other judges, and they all laughed. Hard. So much for the lead role. FML
Today, my school's theatre decided to produce Les Misérables. I got the part of Éponine. My boyfriend, being a talented performer, could have gotten any part he wanted. However, he only wanted to play the soldier responsible for killing Éponine. FML
Today, my family came to see me in my first acting role in Romeo and Juliet. It all went reasonably well for the first half hour or so, after which my seemingly shitfaced aunt started heckling and saying, "That's what she said" after every line, before eventually being thrown out by security. FML
Today, I was sent the script to a play I'm participating in at school. After reading it a couple of times, I noticed that my part has been forgotten completely. FML
Today, my school's theater production was canceled. Not because of budget, but because my co-star fell in love with me and asked me out. When I pointedly declined, he refused to act alongside me since it was "awkward." Everyone's blaming me for it. FML
Today, I went to see the cast list for the new musical I'm in. I didn't get the part I wanted, and instead I got the part of one of the suitors. Interestingly, they made me the suitor to my ex. And the guy she leaves me for at the end of the musical is the guy she left me for in real life. FML
Today, I had a completely improvised audition for the school play. The director called me and one of the cutest guys auditioning to improvise an intimate scene. Knowing that I'm a complete klutz, I wasn't all that surprised when I tripped over my feet and landed with my face in his crotch. He was. FML
Today, I auditioned for the musical at my school. Before I sang my song, I gave my music to the director. She said "Oh, I love this song!". After I sang it, she told me, "It's okay, I still like the song." FML
Today, I was trying out for a play I really wanted to be in. After my audition, I was feeling really good. She said she would post the cast list tomorrow. Not knowing where she would post it, I asked her. Her reply? "It doesn't matter. You won't be on it anyway." FML
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cheerupsookylala 7
where for art thou Romeo!
ruben_A_ruiz 0
I thought juliet was supposed to be pretty
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Comments (93)
rockhound 0
maybe your **** scared them? wherefore art thou Juliet?
free2speak 14
Ditto! appearances are a part of our society. Call it whatever you want but that's the society we line and I agree that if some people just put effort, they would look decent. "it's ****** up" is just an excuse for lazy ugly people to blame it on society.
CallMeHush 1
You might want to try a toothbrush.
galliam 0
32 = LATFH
Grimmerie 31
i have spent my entire life trying to lose weight. i'm in great shape, i eat well, and i used to count calories obsessively. as of right now i'm cruising at nearly 200lbs. think i'm lazy? i run every day. some people can't do a thing about the way they look, and i'm one of them.
ImmortalKratos 0
being fat doesn't necessarily mean you're ugly. neither does what you weigh. I think they were talking about people who just go put in sweats and a t shirt with stains all over it and their hair is a mess and don't shower. those are easy things you can do to improve you're appearance. but if you're too lazy to do them then you deserve to be called ugly/lazy/slop/cave troll etc. etc.
skulluks 0
They had to go celebrate in excitement of getting the chance to kiss you.
EmoLittleBish 0
or she has a manly buff boyfriend........?
Hayllee 4
That sucks, OP.
BikeAllDay818 6
DAMNNN with your ugly ass! xD