Today, my school's theatre decided to produce Les Misérables. I got the part of Éponine. My boyfriend, being a talented performer, could have gotten any part he wanted. However, he only wanted to play the soldier responsible for killing Éponine. FML
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Today, I auditioned for my school's production of Romeo and Juliet. When they announced that I got the part as Juliet, all the guys auditioning for Romeo suddenly disappeared. FML
Today, I went to see the cast list for the new musical I'm in. I didn't get the part I wanted, and instead I got the part of one of the suitors. Interestingly, they made me the suitor to my ex. And the guy she leaves me for at the end of the musical is the guy she left me for in real life. FML
Today, my school's theater production was canceled. Not because of budget, but because my co-star fell in love with me and asked me out. When I pointedly declined, he refused to act alongside me since it was "awkward." Everyone's blaming me for it. FML
Today, I was sent the script to a play I'm participating in at school. After reading it a couple of times, I noticed that my part has been forgotten completely. FML
Today, we had to do a scene from Romeo and Juliet. I was Romeo, and this really pretty girl was Juliet. When she found out she was with me, I heard her say "FML." FML
Today, I volunteered for a school play. During rehearsal, I was playing the part of an average housewife. The teacher asked for a volunteer to be my husband. Thirty seconds go by and no one raises their hand. The teacher ended up playing the part because no else wanted to. FML
Today, I went to go see my boyfriend of over two years in a play. I knew that he'd be kissing his female opposite at the end of the show, and I was okay with that. I snuck into his dressing room at intermission to find him "rehearsing" with her half-naked. FML
Today, I saw Les Misérables. I was singing along to one of the songs when the guy next to me dumped his soda over my head and told me to shut up. FML
Today, I auditioned for a part in a play. I've been practicing for months, and was very excited. After I'd finished singing, the director whispered something to the other judges, and they all laughed. Hard. So much for the lead role. FML
Today, my teacher told me I wasn't pretty enough to play the princess part in the play. FML
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loserman67 35
I think he's trying to tell you something...
anythingmustbe 18
Les not be so Misérable about it. Maybe he thought it would be funny.
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loserman67 35
I think he's trying to tell you something...
camsterjoe 12
That he wants to be with you till your dying breath.
slick5880 22
Epic foreshadowing...
liv_graham 7
Eponine kicks ass.
VenomSiphon 13
Spoiler alert, dude...
knoxxx 22
65 - you can't spoil a story that is classic. That's like saying that Scrooge foreseeing Tiny Tim's death in A Christmas Carol is a spoiler, or that Jack dying in the Titanic is a spoiler. Seriously though, Les Mis is 150 years old.
ZombieSnoopy 9
It's I've if those "no one can kill you but me" situations
sarahannewrap 7
At least he didn't want to be Marius xD
LolFMLnot 10
Maybe he is not trying to tell her anything. Maybe he just wanted to play that role. Think positive OP
S182 15
I've never seen it... I don't care how old it is, it doesn't change the fact that there's always going to be a first time you read/see something.
emag_eht 18
94- by that logic nobody can talk about any book 'cause someone near them might not have read it. It's a really old and classic story. A lot of people know the story line, so its not really a spoiler.
maosquare 18
Because he wants to bang her.
Sputnikspak 13
Yeah, pretty sure once something has been out for 150 years, whining about spoilers makes you look like an idiot. That's like going to see Titanic and being surprised that the boat sinks. Or watching The Tudors and being surprised that Anne Boleyn loses her head. Or seeing Romeo and Juliet and being surprised that they both die at the end. It's one thing if it's a TV show that's been out for a week, but the book has been around for a century and a half, and the musical for over 30 years. Spoilers? Seriously?
doctor__who 19
Hey, maybe the Marius is hot and you can dump your ass of a boyfriend and date him.
ColdplaySucks 18
Well someone has to do it.
evig_fml 16
Ya! And besides soldier #2 is one of the most respected roles within the theatrical realm! You should fully support his false killing of you, in fact you should shout out just as you fall to the floor "I am slain! If only that magnificently talented soldier #2 had not been there!"
Pudagiah 12
Your name makes me sad, #2. :(
Carmstro 13
84, me too. They're a fantastic band, and I currently possess one of Chris Martin's picks!
28actress 22
Actually in most productions of Les Mis, no, someone does not. She is usually shot from offstage
BlackRoseAndMe11 11
Maybe it's a hint...
lilhellian 26
Yes, he wants to fly to pluto on pegasus woth op, while eating chocolate covered bacon... All while the Nyan Cat is singing a love song.. That's totally what he's hinting at!
eie007 5
#27 That does sound wonderful, though Pluto is a little nippy this time of year I think...
lilhellian 26
That's just a cover to keep muggles away..
eie007 5
Hmm, good cover! Tricked me, guess it works then O.o
slick5880 22
#27 - did you say anything after bacon?
akiahara 14
Chocolate coveted bacon is sort of amazing.
anythingmustbe 18
Les not be so Misérable about it. Maybe he thought it would be funny.
TheManager 6
Exactly. Just Cosette he wanted the part doesn't mean he dreamed a dream of killing her. I'm gonna jump Jean on here and say that there's no need for a Confrontation about all this.
godhelpusall111 12
Get out.
K92 13
I agree with #6 maybe he is trying to be funny.
slimjim8094 12
It seems like a little fall of rain can hurt her now...
natsaysheyyy 16
Maybe he considers pretend killing you spending quality time together?
hryffff 11
Well....maybe he just wanted a part were you two are together in a way?
kmccain 27
I think he should have gone for Marius then...
Andr913 13
Or Thernadier. ...that would actually be pretty creepy, nevermind.
carry_on 19
Uh oh, that sounds like a relationship 'killer'
victorsaurus 4
Or a "killer" relationship.
carry_on 19
I'll say!
SystemofaBlink41 27
I would kill for a relationship like that...
sens3sfailing 24
I would kill for a relationship....
anabuddy123 10
well then....
WhitePrettyKitty 10
Maybe it is just because he couldn't stand to see anyone else do it, OP. No? Okay, maybe you should run.
Pleonasm 35
Zut, alors! He just wanted to give a very life-mike performance to the audience to show his theatrical prowess, theez ees wvat ai-euh fink.
Pleonasm 35
life-like* Screw you, fingers.
Enslaved 36
"*Zut alors, I have missed one!" that *word-- makes me think of the song "Les Poissons" from The Little Mermaid. (: