By Worsttreeever - 05/12/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, we brought our Christmas tree inside to decorate. We decorated it, then went out to dinner as a family. Returning 2 hours later, we came back to find our living room to be occupied. Not with people. The tree had been filled with baby spiders, and they were all over the living room. FML
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reapfml 0

Awwwwwwwww! Adorable baby spiders!!!!

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Tigg3r 3

no not awwww!! Ewwwwww!!!! Ugh!! This FML made me shudder. I hate spiders. Let's hope it isn't camel spider babies. Or black widows. Vaccum,exterminator, something!! I don't care play "Squash the spider" with your kids or something!!

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AinsleyJo1952 0

They definitely ARE soooooooooooooo CUTE! But I wouldn't want them all over my living room, either.

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comedychick 1

omg it's not AW! I'd cry! I am like deathly scared if them!!!

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182crazyking 9

Aawwwww, those poor widdle spider babies! Name them all Becky!

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veganphotog 0

Oh crap, I'll watch out for that when getting a tree this year :O

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GreekYogurt 26

You shouldn't cut down trees for one stupid day of the year anyway!

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freePhantom 12

you don't think spiders can and will live in your plastic flora? they're probably nesting and procreating in many various places, for you, as you read.

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kendalkj 0

time to call the terminator!

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shanster 3

i hope you have one of those portable vacuums (like the ones for stairs), so you can just go around sucking up all the spiders...if not i would move out immediately.

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8trickster8 0

If that fails, light the house on fire AND WATCH THEM BURN!

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no_inspiration 0

why do people already decorate their trees? there are 3 weeks until christmas...it ruins the atmosphere.

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farmgirl 3

yeah people, jeez, trying to get in the christmas spirit, why would you want to do that?!

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no_inspiration 0

i don't know about you, but I am already sick of all the Christmas commercials and songs. we don't want the Christmas spirit to fade before Santa actually comes, do we?

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zorn___ 0

So, I assume you have no clue what advent is. Those are the four Sundays before Christmas, during which Christians should have their tree up.

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no_inspiration 0

#42 honestly, I've never heard of it. in my country almost no one decorates the tree until the 23rd or so. but we're not Catholic, so that might be the reason. or not. I just wanted to know why, all of a sudden, everyone starts decorating trees. 3 weeks in advance.

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Zimonada 8

Apparently you don't; Advent has nothing to do with a Christmas tree.

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Omnigeek6 1

We (my family) usually decorate our tree after Thanksgiving. Then again, we are atheists.

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rx0829 0

We also decorate our trees after Thanksgiving. Also, not only Catholics celebrate advent. I'm Methodist and we celebrate it as well.

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AinsleyJo1952 0

I love the different things happening on the days leading up to Christmas such as looking at the lights, the wonderful 12-hour marathon of Christmas movies on The Hallmark Channel, and, yes, even the commercials!

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Nabee143 3

I don't know about anyone here, but my family and I decorate our tree after Thanksgiving. I like having it up and looking at it. I think it's a waste of time putting it up if you're only going to have it up for a few days. C'mon now, putting your tree up on the 23rd of December? That's kinda cutting it close there. And besides, who doesn't need a little extra Christmas spirit!

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freePhantom 12

I think you spelled "inspires" incorrectly. You should be thankful they waited until it was the same month as the holiday they were aiming to celebrate..

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MrPresidentBoss1 0

Holy sh*t I would f**king move no lie I hate spiders. FYL

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Person1233 12

Wow spiders usually die from the cold before they could lay their eggs.. I guess not.

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