Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML
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Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, I was invited to my ten year high school reunion. I refuse to go because I’ll stick out like a sore thumb. All the girls I grew up with will be there with their husbands, while I’m a single loser who can’t get a man to save her life. FML
Today, I received the newspaper from my hometown. My ex-husband's wedding announcement and picture were on the front page. His new wife has the same first name as me. All my Facebook friends from high school commented on how much weight I've lost and how good I look in my wedding photo. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML
Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML
Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
Today, I went to a high school reunion. An old friend I hadn't seen in a while suddenly came up to me and gasped, "Oh, thank God!" I was about to greet her and catch up when she added, "I'm not the only one who gained weight!" FML
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
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mmmmIdiots 5
That sucks darl! But hey she has your sloppy seconds
AholeCop 11
That's got to be painful, sorry to hear. Just keep your head high and don't let it show. Time heals.
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Comments (112)
doby199 6
For events like that always have a spare dress in the car
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Whoops, I accidentally got chocolate cake on your dress. Whoops, I accidentally spilled punch on your dress. Whoops, I accidentally scratched your eyes out.
roxyartist 8
I doubt that they look better on her. That just might be your negative thoughts poking about in your mind.
vbmg152 19
That happened to me once & I definitely looked better than the "new" wife! It wasn't a reunion but still aggravating! I bet you looked better than her, forget the ex!
catchbigtuna 0
Boohoo you deserve it
THE_A_TEEN 28
Get off the internet, you unsympathetic *******.
j3ebrules 13
Am I the only one who thinks 28 is too young for the op to be married and divorced already?
FallenStar06 5
Actually, 28 and being remarried seems to be fairly normal nowadays. I admit, I was married, divorced, and remarried by 21. Over 6yrs in my current marriage and still going strong so far. Some people just make a big mistake the first time.
if2013 10
28 years old and on to his second wife....
musicmaniac0099 0
Don't worry about her, she was his second choice anyway.
noisebox 1
Now's the time to get in that new time machine app....
TheBedMonster 5
Darling don't stay that!!! You look better and she has sloppy second!! Don't diss yourself like that