By DrunkenShopper - 03/09/2012 05:24 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I woke up to a bunch of email notifications confirming all the drunken purchases I made last night on Amazon. Most of them can't be cancelled. This is the fourth time in a month. An "ironic" wolf-howling-at-the-moon t-shirt anyone? FML
I agree, your life sucks 7 138
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Same thing different taste

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. I made a drunk amazon purchase once. It was a cookie monster t-shirt. Best purchase of my life!

You'd think you would have learned better after the second or third time.


XxVulcanxX 0

i would like one! also I GOT 1st COMMENT WOO WOO WOO U KNO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

. I made a drunk amazon purchase once. It was a cookie monster t-shirt. Best purchase of my life!

Btw, I'll take that wolf howling at the moon shirt if you don't want it.

hopsinlove17 26

I'm sure amazon loves you(; maybe that's why they keep sending your free liquor with your tee shirts...

That's not that bad at all. I know a girl whose friend purchased an '85 Ferrari.

You know how they have automatic logins with fingerprint scanners? Maybe you need a breathalyzer login system.

Three Wolf Moon shirt? That shirt will change your life man...

48- You're 19. I don't think there's much to be proud of if you say you drink and don't go on the computer...

70: She might live in Canada (legal drinking age: 18) or Europe (legal drinking age for beer: 16, strong alcohol: 18)

LiterOfCola 16

It's pretty normal to drink at 19 if there's access to alcohol no matter where you live... that being said she gets a thumb down for trying to sound cool

72: Legal drinking age in Canada is either 18 or 19 depending on the province. In BC, where I'm from, it's 19, whereas in Alberta (our next-door neighbour) it's 18.

Also generally people can't get in trouble for buying alcohol for someone over 18 anyways. There's no charge called "Aiding in the delinquency of an adult". Just minors :D

72, if I'm not mistaken you're only allowed a beer at 16 with a meal. I may be wrong and you may be right, but I think that's the rule... :/

But she also smokes weed so she's not to fond of the law either. I highly doubt she has a medical marijuana license also before you say anything. She's a party girl who honestly has probably never done anything that would be worthy of most peoples respect

dbt88 15

92-There is aiding and abetting in a crime in general though.

I only have alcohol with a meal on occasion and I've been able to legally drink for 7 years. I don't see the point of drinking myself into a stupor every night/weekend. Silly things would happen... like unwanted Amazon purchases?

What dose any of this have to do with my cookie monster T-shirt?! Lol.

cobaltss06 1

114- when you do illegal things (like smoking weed) you normally do know laws so the cops can't bs you with some charge. They like to tack on any and all charges that they can. Some charges that people I know have gotten aren't even related to the crime they did and legally they can't be charged with it but yet somehow the charges stuck. Just saying

cobaltss06 1

Stop ordering from amazon while you are drunk!! Lol those orders are a bitch to put together (if shipped in same box) oh yea I work at amazon. But on the other hand you are helping with my job security so how about ordering after only like two shots or beers please

zuzupetalsYO 11

Unless it was a bigfoot t shirt. Then I'd say, drink up!

Maybe just sign out of amazon when your done

^*you're Can't believe I just did that.

You'd think you would have learned better after the second or third time.

But they're drunk, so wouldn't it be difficult? Alcohol effects the brain.

That's why you take precautions to ensure that when you are drunk you don't do these things

There really aren't a lot of excuses for this. He should log out of his Amazon account before he starts drinking and make the password difficult to type. He could also set the account not to remember his payment information. Or he should just drink a little less. If you know alcohol affects you a certain way and you don't attempt to prevent it, you're asking for trouble.

zuzupetalsYO 11

Control your drinking OP. Problem solved. There is this organization called AA that's been around awhile...

This is a one-of-a-kind T-shirt! We'll start the bidding at $10! Can I get a $15?

Yourheadache 19

I'll give you a dollar....... Wait no... 50 cents..

*Unrelated* @12 I clicked your account because of your giant... eyes. I stayed because of your riveting story. That is all.

Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

Wow the entire time I read her story I thought something really creepy was going to happen. For some reason I imagined it as the horrifying tale of why her eyes became so huge. What a plot twist.

I'll give you .99 to burn it. Slowly.

my2centsworth 15

So quit drinking if you can't handle your liquor. It's sad that you even need to be told that.

thiscrazything 1

It's sad that you let alcohol have that much control over your life.

If you can make drunken purchases four friggin' times a month, you have a serious problem. Grow up. Being drunk isn't cool.

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Unbweavable 17

Some people just don't need credit cards or liquor smh

Time to disconnect the Internet when you drink.