Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML
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Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, I was invited to my ten year high school reunion. I refuse to go because I’ll stick out like a sore thumb. All the girls I grew up with will be there with their husbands, while I’m a single loser who can’t get a man to save her life. FML
Today, I received the newspaper from my hometown. My ex-husband's wedding announcement and picture were on the front page. His new wife has the same first name as me. All my Facebook friends from high school commented on how much weight I've lost and how good I look in my wedding photo. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML
Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML
Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
Today, I went to a high school reunion. An old friend I hadn't seen in a while suddenly came up to me and gasped, "Oh, thank God!" I was about to greet her and catch up when she added, "I'm not the only one who gained weight!" FML
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
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mmmmIdiots 5
That sucks darl! But hey she has your sloppy seconds
AholeCop 11
That's got to be painful, sorry to hear. Just keep your head high and don't let it show. Time heals.
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Comments (112)
wildsweetchild 19
Apparently you and your ex husband's wife have the same taste when it comes to clothes. Don't worry OP.. confidence, bright smile and personality can overshadow the good looks.. as we ukrainians often say "people are greeted by their looks, but escorted by their brain".
mhopper 13
And same taste in men. Don't worry OP, there are plenty of fish in the sea!
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
Let's just hope that the OP gets better at fishing...
daringtoride 27
Aw, man! I'm sure you're not ugly, OP (in a reference to your username.) I'm sure that you were beautiful for the reunion. If it was a bad divorce (such as cheating or the like) then she can have him. You definitely don't want someone like that :)
thiscrazything 1
Eh, don't worry about it, he married you first. Now it's time for you to move on and find someone better, Good luck, and don't forget to donate that dress to charity.
Crazberry 5
Aww don't say that. Trust me, thinking like that doesn't do you any good. I hope you had fun otherwise though :)
mayyberry 4
Spill something on her dress. You'll be wearing it better then!
Dixbfloppin 11
That would have only made OP look like a jealous bitch.
mknightar 0
Sounds funny to me
floup_fml 13
it's your EX-husband. Better worry about how you look for your future husband.
AlexaWuzHere 31
Don't think like that. A positive outlook and confidence in yourself are good traits to have. I say you should rock that dress, and laugh at her for having your leftovers. Remember, it's good to give your old toys to the less fortunate(:
jblight1987 2
I'll date and marry you OP...idgaf about looks, personality is what counts to me. I'm being 100% serious by the way. Respond to me if you want contact info.
bianchieiei 13
Wow?0.0Thats a lot of sympathy but.....seriously?Hope its just a troll.>.
VooDooCarrie91 19
Did FML just make a dating site? I'm genuinely concerned
hopsinlove17 26
The desperation in some people amaze me.
bianchieiei 13
Didnt your parents teach u?Give ur unwanted guys to the less fortunate!Aw..I am sure you look awesome in the dress too.Beauty is in the eye of the beholder?^^
lj78015 2
Wow - married AND divorced before you are 30. Quite an accomplishment
sierra142 19
It happens you know. Married, kid and divorced by 29 for me.
twinkiefeets 17
It happens. I'm sure she didn't get married hoping to be divorced by 30. What an asshole.