Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML
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Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, I was invited to my ten year high school reunion. I refuse to go because I’ll stick out like a sore thumb. All the girls I grew up with will be there with their husbands, while I’m a single loser who can’t get a man to save her life. FML
Today, I received the newspaper from my hometown. My ex-husband's wedding announcement and picture were on the front page. His new wife has the same first name as me. All my Facebook friends from high school commented on how much weight I've lost and how good I look in my wedding photo. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML
Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML
Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
Today, I went to a high school reunion. An old friend I hadn't seen in a while suddenly came up to me and gasped, "Oh, thank God!" I was about to greet her and catch up when she added, "I'm not the only one who gained weight!" FML
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
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mmmmIdiots 5
That sucks darl! But hey she has your sloppy seconds
AholeCop 11
That's got to be painful, sorry to hear. Just keep your head high and don't let it show. Time heals.
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Comments (112)
Jazzy731 0
Ex's always have to ruin things but some day he will be wishing he had you back
DatEmoFurry 7
YDI for giving a **** about the dress!
mpalmiter 0
Seriously? How can anyone say YDI on this one?
mpalmiter 0
Just a thought, you two apparently have the same taste in clothes (and men) so keep your head up and remind yourself that since he couldn't have you, he found someone similar.
mikuxxhatsune 32
Ouch.
Ninjerman 7
Awwww, sad!! *cyber-hug*