Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, I was invited to my ten year high school reunion. I refuse to go because I’ll stick out like a sore thumb. All the girls I grew up with will be there with their husbands, while I’m a single loser who can’t get a man to save her life. FML
Today, I received the newspaper from my hometown. My ex-husband's wedding announcement and picture were on the front page. His new wife has the same first name as me. All my Facebook friends from high school commented on how much weight I've lost and how good I look in my wedding photo. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML
Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML
Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
Today, I went to a high school reunion. An old friend I hadn't seen in a while suddenly came up to me and gasped, "Oh, thank God!" I was about to greet her and catch up when she added, "I'm not the only one who gained weight!" FML
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
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mmmmIdiots 5
That sucks darl! But hey she has your sloppy seconds
AholeCop 11
That's got to be painful, sorry to hear. Just keep your head high and don't let it show. Time heals.
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Comments (112)
JB007_fml 3
suck it
kimg0885 23
Fashion Police: Who Wore it Better...Husband Edition
nightowl713 25
This is probably the saddest FML I've read. That really stinks OP! I know the "you are better off" and "give your old toys to the less fortunate" are common cheer up phrases, and I also know that they rarely help. But one thing is true and that's, time heals all wounds. It can't feel good right now, but one day maybe you can look back and laugh. Best wishes!
pixiebubz 26
Except that time DOESN'T heal all wounds. Harry Potter's scar, for instance. But seriously, I think it's as cliché a phrase as the other ones you mentioned.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Lady, an ex is called an ex because it is an EXample of what you shouldn't have again in the future. :)
nco1414 7
Mom always said give your used toys to the less fortunate .
missababgaga 19
That must have been tough OP, I'm sorry :( Try not to stay don't about the two of them though, someday you will have someone better :) hell, it could even be one of HER ex's
twinkiefeets 17
What?
jimihendrix298 0
Hi!!
Randomoscity 0
I believe she's meaning to say, "That must have been tough OP, I'm sorry :(. Try not to stay sad. Don't think about the two of them though, someday you will have someone better :). Hell, it could be even one of HER exes."
jimihendrix298 0
You son of a bitch!!! U dnt even hv a pussy rght to say like dat!!! Go get ****** by a dog in doggy style!!!
mojojojo91 6
What the ****...?
Randomoscity 0
To me, this is either a strange reply meant for another FML, or an even stranger motivational tactic to try and get OP laid...? I'm leaning towards the latter.
P1P_BOY 6
depression, its sucks the life out of you, go out with some friends and just forget it.
zuzupetalsYO 11
So you both shopped at Walmart?
THE_A_TEEN 28
Yeah, because other stores don't exist, right? I don't know how you got Wal-Mart from this.
steph8391 11
Oh yea! I totally agree!!!!
gloria89108 1
This is truely one of the saddest posts on fml ! I know one day your prince will come ! Sometimes we have to kiss a few frogs first !