Today, we got on the plane for our honeymoon and her parents were on the same damn plane, going to the same spa resort, in the room next door, and my wife has the nerve to tell me it was a coincidence. How we supposed to get our sexy freak on, sharing a bedroom wall with her repressed mother? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, two days into our honeymoon, my mother-in-law turned up at our Spa hotel and pretended it was a huge coincidence. We are an 8-hour flight away, yet she tried to claim she had a Spa coupon about to expire, from another country. Nice try Linda you nosy, interfering bitch. FML
Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
Today, while I was making love to my fiancé, his mom walked out of the hotel bathroom and sat in a chair less than two feet away from the bed. She made idle conversation with us for the next 15 minutes. My fiancé was still inside me the entire time. FML
Today, we missed our flights to our dream honeymoon destination, which we were lucky to get with so many flight cancellations, because my selfish stepdaughter anonymously called the airline to report us for drug smuggling, all because I married her dad this afternoon. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's family. Her mother wants us to stay in separate bedrooms, and I was happy to oblige since I'm staying at their house. But because there isn't an extra room, we have to stay together. Upon entering the house, her mom searched our bags for condoms and birth-control pills. FML
Today, my sister and I were sick of living with each other, so we'd decided to go on separate holidays. I get to my hotel, then an hour later she rocks up to the very same hotel to check in. She'd booked her holiday using a magazine she'd stolen from my room, and ended up in the exact same place. FML
Today, while on vacation, I realized my parents and grandparents had been running off and doing quite a few errands lately. After doing some sleuthing, I discovered they were taking turns having blood-curdling sex in our other hotel room down the hall. FML
Today, while registering to get married, my fiancé and I discovered that we’re already married and have been since our first foreign holiday together, to Vegas, when we got very drunk. Elvis was there. See where I’m going with this? Our parents are furious. FML
Today, I got back to my hotel at the same time as my supervisor and realized we had rooms right next to each other. I thought it was funny and said good night to him… only to remember that I had slept with HIS boss last night. We were not quiet. FML
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Grizz8831 14
quietly ask the front desk for a room change and tell them why. I feel like most people would want to help get the honeymoon couple out of a weird situation if they can...
Charlie Given 28
This screams all sorts of Red Flags!!!! And also you literally described a scam grifters use all the time. Make sure all your passwords for your financial's stuff is extra secure. That whole situation seems rather suspicious.
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Grizz8831 14
quietly ask the front desk for a room change and tell them why. I feel like most people would want to help get the honeymoon couple out of a weird situation if they can...
BurnInDemonFire 39
The wife was in on that. She wanted her parents there as much as they wanted to be there.
RichardPencil 32
Tell your in-laws they may want to change rooms. Brain bleach is pretty expenses these days and what you're gonna do to their lovely daughter will require a lot of it!
JasonThorn 23
Let 'em know you're both screamers, too.
Charlie Given 28
This screams all sorts of Red Flags!!!! And also you literally described a scam grifters use all the time. Make sure all your passwords for your financial's stuff is extra secure. That whole situation seems rather suspicious.
Crowned Sataness 12
I hate to tell you but this is what you married. There's no way this is the first time you've seen enmeshment. And it won't be the last. You married her mother too. You're going to be the 3rd wheel in your marriage
Iifa 7
I second idea to change rooms, if it really was coincidence then the wifey shouldn't have any issues changing room or even a hotel. I showed this to my partner and mum, both agreed this is a hill to die on and I would consider going home personally. Great start to a marriage... I'd go as far as annulment as I can't comprehend why a wife or husband would want either families on their honeymoon especially without prior communication of this plan. Love is blind, but surely there were signs, I wouldn't be surprised if parents will move next door or in with you after honeymoon or baby if you having them.
Hangryko 32
Find out if your wife knew in advance. If she did, get an annulment. That pattern with her parents will never end.
Jesse Duff 15
it's your honeymoon, not the parents...they booked next to you, if your spouse doesn't make the noises, you make them twice as loud
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Make whether or not you're actually having sex.