Today, after a 3-month dry spell and countless rejections, I... - FML

By Notarealwaifu - 02/11/2018 13:00 - Japan - Kunitachi

Today, after a 3-month dry spell and countless rejections, I gave up on being intimate with my girlfriend. Imagine my surprise when she came on to me and took me to bed. What triggered the love-making? Apparently she got horny from looking at an anime character's cleavage. FML

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whiskey'swino 15

Friday 2 November 2018 5:09

If that is what works for her- great. Is this the kind of relationship you want? An active sex life is important in a relationship. Anime cleavage or not.

BurnInDemonFire 33

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Wednesday 17 October 2018 1:47

Just another typical day in Japan. Which character was she looking at?

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BurnInDemonFire 33

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Wednesday 17 October 2018 1:47

Just another typical day in Japan. Which character was she looking at?

Dave_Davington 33

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Friday 2 November 2018 5:32

Who cares? They all look the same.

whiskey'swino 15

Friday 2 November 2018 5:09

If that is what works for her- great. Is this the kind of relationship you want? An active sex life is important in a relationship. Anime cleavage or not.

RichardPencil 30

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Friday 2 November 2018 6:36

Doesn’t matter; had sex.

PenguinPal3017 19

Friday 2 November 2018 6:56

I think she was a racist.

RichardPencil 30

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Friday 2 November 2018 8:55

At least she wasn’t homophobic!

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

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Friday 2 November 2018 8:43

follow the signs to improve you love life

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Friday 2 November 2018 14:56

Well, time to get into cosplay. Maybe becoming a Breast Dragon Emperor. Fortunately, no animes would be at risk of being burned in this scenario.

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Friday 2 November 2018 17:39

Sounds like me when I had a boyfriend before I came out of the closet

aaronire 19

Friday 2 November 2018 18:17

I guess you should probably start watching anime with her so 😂😂

AlyCo55 12

Saturday 3 November 2018 10:04

Ah, the ol’ lesbian bed death

magnumpeyote66 6

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Saturday 3 November 2018 15:40

Use more anime cleavage or get a new girlfriend

Xicad 5

Saturday 3 November 2018 23:03

so? shes just pan or bi or smth probably

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