By Notarealwaifu - 02/11/2018 13:00 - Japan - Kunitachi

Today, after a 3-month dry spell and countless rejections, I gave up on being intimate with my girlfriend. Imagine my surprise when she came on to me and took me to bed. What triggered the love-making? Apparently she got horny from looking at an anime character's cleavage. FML
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If that is what works for her- great. Is this the kind of relationship you want? An active sex life is important in a relationship. Anime cleavage or not.

Just another typical day in Japan. Which character was she looking at?

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Just another typical day in Japan. Which character was she looking at?

Who cares? They all look the same.

If that is what works for her- great. Is this the kind of relationship you want? An active sex life is important in a relationship. Anime cleavage or not.

Doesn’t matter; had sex.

PenguinPal3017 19

I think she was a racist.

At least she wasn’t homophobic!

follow the signs to improve you love life

Well, time to get into cosplay. Maybe becoming a Breast Dragon Emperor. Fortunately, no animes would be at risk of being burned in this scenario.

Sounds like me when I had a boyfriend before I came out of the closet

I guess you should probably start watching anime with her so 😂😂

AlyCo55 12

Ah, the ol’ lesbian bed death

Use more anime cleavage or get a new girlfriend

so? shes just pan or bi or smth probably