Today, I asked my boyfriend if I've gained weight. He replied, "Why do you think I've been so often on top lately?" FML
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Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, I was getting out of the shower, when my boyfriend decided to ask, "Did your boobs get smaller, or did you just gain weight around them?" FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to honestly tell me if I had become overweight. He replied that yes, I had, but that it was OK because I was his "Lumpy Space Princess." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, feeling confident, I asked my boyfriend what he thought of my new body, since I had lost 16 kilos over the past month. He told me that he missed the old me and wanted me to gain weight again. My boyfriend was the one that encouraged me to lose weight in the first place. FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years told me that I appeared to have gained some weight. After realizing that it made me feel depressed, he tried to make me feel better by making love to me. I decided to go with it. While doing so, he paused and said, "I'm sorry baby, but your weight is too much pressure for my back." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML
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irokyoursox 6
Why do you need to ask someone of you've gained weight you can just step on a scale
Meme1988 18
Well, its less "work" for you :)
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Comments (149)
happykesh 3
Hey at least hes still having sex with you. This is a wake-up call to work out. But your boyfriend could have been much nicer.
FYLDeep 26
It's usually pretty easy to tell if you've gained weight. If you feel the need to ask another person's opinion, you should probably already know the answer.
hiLife808 0
you should have said "you being on top all the time is the reason why I've been gaining weight. I don't get my weekly exercise" :)
Okayitwasme 0
Wait, I don't get how this is an FML? He noticed!
bjr1208 3
What a dick!
iMagzzzy 0
I wonder how long it took you to write that.
your_ma 27
Would you have preferred it if he'd lied..? At least you can trust him to be honest with you. Also you obviously knew you'd put on weight anyway so why not do something about it instead of just complaining about it.
Locoluis 15
No, she would have preferred not gaining weight at all...
your_ma 27
Well that was her own silly over-eating fault! It's not rocket science, burn more calories than you eat and your boyfriend won't be scared of you smushing him during sex..
mrszane93 5
He was being forward about it and it did seem kinda messed up but you asked for it. An answer like "just a little, honey" would have been more polite though.
Bigboned38 0
Why do woman ask questions like that? If you don't want a honest answer then don't ask, it's all about what you think of your own body!
AliCat18 12
#42 women can ask. they always will in order to boost their self esteem! its just what most girls do. yes she deserves the truth and needs to deal with it if shes willing to ask however it was a bit harsh for him to add in the bit about sex!
NippsSlipps 10
One solution: Get on top and show him what you're made of!