Today, I asked my boyfriend if he would still love me if I became a vegetable. His response: "Well, the sex wouldn't be any different." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he’d love me if I were a worm. His answer involved chopping me in half and having a threesome. FML
Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips if he wanted to eat me. He looked at the potato chips, looked at me, and said, "Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I'd rather eat these." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was horny. Since it has been a while, I offered to help. He sighed and complained that he didn't feel attractive and didn't want sex. I laughed and asked if he grew a vagina overnight. He got mad and stomped off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was no longer sexually attracted to me. He then followed that with, "But don't worry, it's not because you're fat." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
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mrricecakes 4
Why would you even ask that in the first place?
SkoomaKi 28
A necrophiliac in the making.
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Comments (197)
poohappens26 0
Wow.. You must SUCK in bed.. F your BF's life
nofearjenshere 12
^ Probably because you lol at food.
bubu93_fml 1
dammm he tried u lol
DollyDope 17
YDf for being a terrible lover. And for asking such a loaded question. There really could have been no good, and honest, answer
pike1346 3
Why do girls ask STUPID questions like this? Cant you bring any better conversation to the table. Don't wonder why he leaves you, especially if you are bad in the sack
Penguin1942 0
Shut up Noor
BenevolentSlap 2
YDI. It's not an FML if you ask the question and don't like the response. One day, women will realize they can't get upset when they ask dumb questions and get answers they don't like. At least he was honest with you. now pick up a sex book or watch a **** together so you'll learn new things.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Don't be dissin' Noor, betch.
valdancer99 0
What kind of question is that?
NegativeNed1995 0
Damn lmfaooooooo