By Nick - 23/02/2009 03:04 - United States

Today, I arrived at my parents house for dinner. When I got there, I noticed that they had gay pride flags hanging from the porch, and gay rights bumper stickers plastered to their cars. There was also a huge "We accept you, Nick" banner hanging from the garage. I'M NOT GAY! FML
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Even if you were gay They went a little overboard, no?

At least you know your parents aren't bigots... is that any consolation? :)


At least you know your parents aren't bigots... is that any consolation? :)

Agent00mo 0

This Is Awesome. I Truly Think This Happened To This Kid. His Screename Is Nick So I Find This Believable. It's Funny For Sure. I'm Gay, Wanna Trade Parents?

nobridgejustwate 0

a) your sense of funny is apalling. b) this is possibly the most aggravating comment I've ever read. Why Don't You Try Handing In A College Paper Written Like This????

why don't you shut the bloody hell up and let people type how they please?

I don't believe this story. It's BS.

He's gay because he types poorly. Maybe his parents would love him if he did it properly. Also, it's ok that you're gay, OP!

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Even if you were gay They went a little overboard, no?

tpm45 25

Some of us would kill to have parents this accepting, thank you.

I was about to say that

Great story, but I don't see the FML in this.

You don't see it? His parents think he's gay and pretty much broadcast that out to anyone within eyeshot of their house. But he's not gay. And now anyone of the neighbors who know him will quite possibly think he's gay. But he's not. If you still don't get it, picture yourself in his position. Unless you actually ARE gay, then this won't work.

wolfsheart 14

There's nothing wrong with being gay. I'm gay and That sounds like something I would do for one of my friends. This guy should just learn to laugh at himself. Even if he's not gay, it makes a great story for later. :)

that would be a good prank to pull on someone.

Maybe they think you are acting/dressing like a gay person? Cool parents though.

addioty 19

How does someone dress like a gay person?

You should return the favour to whoever told them you were gay.

I like your opinion, but WTH is your profile pic?

#122 An anime character.

Kundi 0

That's a brilliant prank. Thanks for the idea, or rather, thank your parents! Hahahaha

Yeah, this ranks pretty highly amongst posts that make me wish there was an "oh FFS, why do you think this is a FML moment?" button.

blacklagoon_fml 0

It's nice they care! Probably should have asked you first though, heh.