Today, I was leaving to go over to a friend's and my parents suddenly ask if I'm gay. I reply that no, I'm bisexual. My mom then asks if I've ever made out with someone of the same sex and I say yes. She turns to my dad and says 'I told you so. You owe me $20'. My parents bet on my sexuality. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, after weeks of thinking and playing every outcome possible in my head, I told my parents I'm gay. My dad nodded and didn't even look up from his book; my mom told me to go to the doctor if it starts to itch. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, I came out as bisexual while we were in the car. My mom started crying behind the steering wheel, driving at 85 mph. She later told my dad, even though I asked her not to. My dad said, "Give it a month, he'll grow out of it." I realized I was bi 4 years ago. FML
Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
Today, I came out to my therapist as gay. Claiming that my parents "can't be that homophobic", my therapist outed me to them. They kicked me out of the house. FML
Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
Today, I told my friends I had been hiding something that I wanted to come clean on. My one friend responds by saying, "FINALLY you come out of the closet. It's about time." I'm not gay. I was just going to tell them my parents were getting a divorce. FML
Today, I came out to my parents and siblings as gay. They were very accepting and asked me why I waited until I was 25 to do so. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was their own homophobic remarks that kept me closeted since I realized it at 14, and that a previous coming-out to a parent was dismissed as 'a phase'. FML
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fail_truck 0
Your parents are awesome. Lol.
3clipse 0
#5 why is that terrible? His/her/whatever parents have a healthy view of sexuality (i.e., that it's completely trivial). I'm with 4 and 6. Would you rather their parents shun them for being gay/bi? Honestly, this is something my parents would do, and I would laugh along with them, because it's hilarious.
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Comments (190)
lolol182 4
ahah
Darraghscoot 0
ahaha gaay! your dad prob didnt want to believe it!
troyboyd05 0
Bi girls are always hotter then straight girls. Better chance of a threesome with 2 girls.
b182link 0
shut up
Nicksaysheyyy 0
gay fag
alien491 0
men can't be bi your either ab outcast fag or a lovable straight
Naltharial 0
You realize, of course, that if you take the literal meaning of "gay fag" it means "joyous cigarette" and if you take the slang-ish meaning it means "homosexual homosexual"? Either case, it's one of the most ridiculous constructs out there in use. You can be a narrow minded bigot all you want, but at least make sense doing it.
zakkyzebra 11
or a happy homosexual. >.>
B4SK3TB4IL 0
homosexual homosexual
melissamoshh 0
or a homosexual cigarrette
ryan0212 0
Hahahahaha!!!! 148 killed me
bennyboy111 7
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fail_truck 0
Your parents are awesome. Lol.
stickitystickman 0
LMFAO ahahaha *epic face palm*
llSgtScopell 0
Thats not really a FML, they could be those psycho religious nuts who would disown you and attempt a exorcism. At least they are understanding and have a sense of humor.
mylifesucks_alot 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Wow. That's terrible. I'm sorry man.
eddieyes 0
how is that terrible your life is terrible
CanadianNarwhal 13
Hey it's not thar bad, my cousin and I are vetting on my aunts sexuality.
allstar809 4
Not terrible at all. It's good that they are accepting at least.
could_be_funny 0
those are awesome parents. Ditto #4
3clipse 0
#5 why is that terrible? His/her/whatever parents have a healthy view of sexuality (i.e., that it's completely trivial). I'm with 4 and 6. Would you rather their parents shun them for being gay/bi? Honestly, this is something my parents would do, and I would laugh along with them, because it's hilarious.
zachary918 0
Yeah, your parents sound kinda cool. They don't care, and they have a sense of humor. Your life = not so bad.
jkd_fml 0
someone had an fml like this. before when i wrote something like this on another fml that was exactly the same as another, they moderated my comment. fml?
RavensRule97 0
hahaha thats so cold...