By Syferix - 18/3/2009 22:42 - United States
Today, I was leaving to go over to a friend's and my parents suddenly ask if I'm gay. I reply that no, I'm bisexual. My mom then asks if I've ever made out with someone of the same sex and I say yes. She turns to my dad and says 'I told you so. You owe me $20'. My parents bet on my sexuality. FML
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By  3clipse  |  0

#5 why is that terrible? His/her/whatever parents have a healthy view of sexuality (i.e., that it's completely trivial). I'm with 4 and 6.

Would you rather their parents shun them for being gay/bi?

Honestly, this is something my parents would do, and I would laugh along with them, because it's hilarious.

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  Naltharial  |  0

You realize, of course, that if you take the literal meaning of "gay fag" it means "joyous cigarette" and if you take the slang-ish meaning it means "homosexual homosexual"?

Either case, it's one of the most ridiculous constructs out there in use. You can be a narrow minded bigot all you want, but at least make sense doing it.

By  llSgtScopell  |  0

Thats not really a FML, they could be those psycho religious nuts who would disown you and attempt a exorcism. At least they are understanding and have a sense of humor.

By  3clipse  |  0

#5 why is that terrible? His/her/whatever parents have a healthy view of sexuality (i.e., that it's completely trivial). I'm with 4 and 6.

Would you rather their parents shun them for being gay/bi?

Honestly, this is something my parents would do, and I would laugh along with them, because it's hilarious.

By  jkd_fml  |  0

someone had an fml like this. before when i wrote something like this on another fml that was exactly the same as another, they moderated my comment. fml?