OBEY

By Nope! - 27/06/2024 05:00 - United States - Riverside

Today, my husband told me that I’m no longer “allowed” to see my best friend of 27 years. He’s worked up in his mind that she’s going to try to convince me to cheat on him because she’s single. She literally introduced us and was the maid of honor at our wedding. FML
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Charlie Given 26

That's a huge red flag, sounds like your husband is projecting, time to have a sit-down talk and reevaluate marriage.

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FluffythePink 22

"seriously?! Go **** yourself" Is the response that springs to mind and, as another poster pointed out, projection is a thing. I know it's not cricket but personally, I'd have a quick skim of his phone to check who he's been messaging what to... If that comes up clean then you might want to have a gentle poke at this husband of yours and see if he's hitting his mid-life crisis and getting a bit insecure with himself. It's probably the latter and some new underwear, a few dirty weekends away and swinging from the chandelier should fettle it. I really hope it's the latter.

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Charlie Given 26

That's a huge red flag, sounds like your husband is projecting, time to have a sit-down talk and reevaluate marriage.

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poopface82 19

That’s a lame-ass reason. Unless he has a better reason, show his ass the door. And if he does, he needs to show your ass the door. Stick a fork in the marriage.

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FluffythePink 22

"seriously?! Go **** yourself" Is the response that springs to mind and, as another poster pointed out, projection is a thing. I know it's not cricket but personally, I'd have a quick skim of his phone to check who he's been messaging what to... If that comes up clean then you might want to have a gentle poke at this husband of yours and see if he's hitting his mid-life crisis and getting a bit insecure with himself. It's probably the latter and some new underwear, a few dirty weekends away and swinging from the chandelier should fettle it. I really hope it's the latter.

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