Today, my friend told me she had a stalker who had been emailing her. I laughed, and told her it was probably some fat, ugly virgin sat behind his computer all day. I then continued to describe and mock the stalker, only to realise that I was basically describing myself. FML
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Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML
Today, I was talking to a female friend online. She was typing out a story bit by bit about how awful she was feeling after being teased. I was responding with, "So, so true" but because of my slow typing it appeared after she wrote, "Doesn't help being fat." FML
Today, I had to explain to my friend that the hot girl he's been sending nudes to and cybering with for the past month is probably a bored, fat-as-fuck, balding male living in his mum's basement. The look on his face after I proved that "her" pictures were fake broke my heart. FML
Today, I found out that the person who has been stalking me has also been stalking someone else. I got upset. It seems it took being stalked to make me feel good about myself. FML
Today, I had a stranger scream at me that I was a whore and I was trying to steal her boyfriend. She then said my full name, stating my previous hair colour, my recent activities and that her boyfriend had been my year nine dance partner. I officially have a stalker. FML
Today, I spent 30 minutes listening to my crush complain about a stalker that's been sending her flowers and love poems almost every week. It's me. FML
Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML
Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML
Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML
Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML
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Top comments
cman85 1
so to start to change, the first thing you do is post it on a website...?
SvDxHaZe 0
So your a fat, ugly virgin who sits behind his computer all day?
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Comments (97)
mewzik 0
haha YDI for sure
platypuscatrat 0
YDI for being a stalker.
uLtra_attitude 0
wait, youre the stalker?
Josato 0
Wait. You're an idiot.
lightuup 0
STALKER!!!!!!!!
fmlbai 0
no but he's like the stalker
cherry26272627 6
And also YDI for taking your friends stalker situation and turning it into a pity party for yourself.
ocean3684 0
lol YDI
Princess_Peach56 0
No way! Your life is defiantly ******.
woodbutcherson89 0
"No way! Your life is "defiantly" ******." ... Defiantly... I think you mean "definitely" but serious rofl at the way your comment turned out.
Josato 0
Yeah! Defiant to the end!
tuxedoandex 28
defiantly ****** as in confident sex?...
melikeulongtime 4
Hahahaha:)
SvDxHaZe 0
So your a fat, ugly virgin who sits behind his computer all day?
hallix 21
Aren't we all?
shiroun 0
Have you been emailing her?
cman85 1
so to start to change, the first thing you do is post it on a website...?
Agrajagged 3
Zing!
Alexitis1 3
#7 wins the whole comment section lol!
360_93 0
?
Glam_fml 0
Well, get off the computer and start exercising! Oh, and stop stalking people.
AshleyRose784 0
So you complain about being fat, ugly, and on the computer all day on a website? Get outside, take a walk, and tear yourself away from technology for a while. Your life will get better.