Today, I actually had to explain to my husband why his habit of wiping his boogers off into our baby's hair has to stop. FML
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Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML
Today, I had to explain to my husband that the 5-second rule doesn't apply if you drop the floss into the toilet. FML
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
Today, I taught my 18 month-old daughter to wipe the green, snotty mucus from under her nose with a tissue. To which, like a ninja, she then wiped my open-mouthed upper lip with that same snotty tissue. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 7-year-old son that it's not okay to smell others' "wieners". FML
Today, I had to show my husband a video on how to brush your teeth. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why chewing "shit-tons of gum" is not an actual alternative to brushing his teeth. FML
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ApollosMyth 22
Well, I hope it was snot too hard to explain.
KylieMangion 22
I cannot believe why a grown man would do that to his own baby O.O
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Comments (99)
Neesalun 20
What's wrong with him???
marinewife01 16
At least he's not eating them..!?
soullyfe 33
I'm sure she'd prefer that compared to him wiping his germs onto their baby.
splitintwo 6
The way this is written implies she's seen it happen more than once. That's pretty disgusting. I'd have his ass sleep on the couch, don't waste your time with a man child.
ballpython 15
That is ****** up. If I were you I would start tossing open poopy diapers at him and tell him payback is a bitch until he stops his asshole like behavior. Just thinking about how disrespectful this is to your child is making me angry.
Yellow_Fish79 11
Thats disgusting... Wtf. Why would he think that's okay? lol
martin8337 35
OP, your husband is a sick freak, don't know why or how you could have bred with him.
rlgb 9
That sound just what my boyfriend would do to our baby
bubble_burst 16
i say its a ydi for actually having kids with this "mature" person.
olpally 32
Really?? Like she would know he would do this in the future with their kid?? You deserve a thumbs down for being a moron.
emirie 21
There's no way of knowing he would be so gross
Plentyblonde 8
he sounds like a keeper.
sematariux 7
I don't say this often but I think this situation calls for it... What in the actual ****??