Work: Today, working midnight at a coffee shop, I had a customer set...

By Anonymous - 14/04/2017 00:00

Today, working midnight at a coffee shop, I had a customer set down his phone on the counter to pay. Screen up. Still playing his, "Ebony Rimjob" porn. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 14 April 2017 1:20

You ought to sprinkle some mocha powder on the rim of his cup. See if he catches the anal-ogy.

jbursach 5

Friday 14 April 2017 3:13

Shoot that's awkward.

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darksilence17 10

Friday 14 April 2017 0:46

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Joshua Smith 4

Friday 14 April 2017 1:02

Well than, I guess you had a good shift.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 14 April 2017 1:20

You ought to sprinkle some mocha powder on the rim of his cup. See if he catches the anal-ogy.

Bearsmomma 30

Friday 14 April 2017 2:18

ewww

jbursach 5

Friday 14 April 2017 3:13

Shoot that's awkward.

xXxGraveStonexXx 20

Friday 14 April 2017 6:03

Maybe he was giving you hints

ElusiveMee 6

Friday 14 April 2017 7:04

Did he have a tossed salad?

wickedgetz 30

Friday 14 April 2017 8:50

Maybe it was instinctively done. Or maybe it was a hint...though I really think it's a pick up line he was trying

Lobby_Bee 17

Friday 14 April 2017 10:51

Wtf? You didnt post the link? YDI

Xeebar 28

Saturday 15 April 2017 20:19

Am I the only one who thought of the guy in a relationship with his car?

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