FML : Today, working midnight at a coffee shop, I had a customer set down his phone on the counter to pay. Screen up. Still playing his, "Ebony Rimjob" porn....

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Today, working midnight at a coffee shop, I had a customer set down his phone on the counter to pay. Screen up. Still playing his, "Ebony Rimjob" porn. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 14 April 2017 00:00 /

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By RichardPencil | 25

#7438606 - Friday 14 April 2017 1:20

You ought to sprinkle some mocha powder on the rim of his cup. See if he catches the anal-ogy.

By Joshua Smith | 4

#7438602 - Friday 14 April 2017 1:02

Well than, I guess you had a good shift.

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By darksilence17 | 10

#7438595 - Friday 14 April 2017 0:46

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By Joshua Smith | 4

#7438602 - Friday 14 April 2017 1:02

Well than, I guess you had a good shift.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7438606 - Friday 14 April 2017 1:20

You ought to sprinkle some mocha powder on the rim of his cup. See if he catches the anal-ogy.

By Bearsmomma | 30

#7438616 - Friday 14 April 2017 2:18

ewww

By jbursach | 5

#7438628 - Friday 14 April 2017 3:13

Shoot that's awkward.

By xXxGraveStonexXx | 20

#7438664 - Friday 14 April 2017 6:03

Maybe he was giving you hints

By ElusiveMee | 6

#7438685 - Friday 14 April 2017 7:04

Did he have a tossed salad?

By wickedgetz | 29

#7438715 - Friday 14 April 2017 8:50

Maybe it was instinctively done. Or maybe it was a hint...though I really think it's a pick up line he was trying

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7438758 - Friday 14 April 2017 10:51

Wtf? You didnt post the link? YDI

By Xeebar | 27

#7439494 - Saturday 15 April 2017 20:19

Am I the only one who thought of the guy in a relationship with his car?

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