Today, working midnight at a coffee shop, I had a customer set down his phone on the counter to pay. Screen up. Still playing his, "Ebony Rimjob" porn. FML
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Today, while taking a slow night at my waitressing job, I thought I heard the sound of crying coming from the kitchen. I rushed in, thinking something terrible had happened. Nope, the bus boy was just watching porn on his phone with no headphones. FML
Today, after getting off the phone with a client, I got horny so I put on some porn and cranked one out. After I'd finished, I realized I hadn't ended the call and neither had my client. They heard everything. FML
Today, my manager called when I was watching porn. I picked up after pausing the video, but somehow the video kept playing. I'm pretty sure she definitely heard. FML
Today, I went to the phone store to get a new SIM card. The store manager went on my browser to see if my data was working. Two pages of porn popped up. FML
Today, I got caught checking out my porn collection while working. The embarrassment is compounded by the fact that I work from home, and I only flashed the folder on screen, but it was enough for coworkers to notice and now call me "King Dong". FML
Today, I set up an office laptop remotely from home. My own laptop screen sat next to that laptop screen. I wanted to wank so opened some porn on my own screen. Then my boss called and said, "There's smut playing on this laptop." Wrong screen, and my work PC was in console mode, so people had gathered to watch. FML
Today, I was at work and was in a conversation with some colleagues. I go to check my phone and accidentally clicked on the Safari app. Safari still had PornHub pulled up. FML
Today, I was at work at a coffee shop. We charge 50 cents every 15 minutes of use of our computers. An old man tried sneaking out without paying after being at a computer. As I was telling him to pay for his time, he threw a bagel at me and ran to his car. FML
Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time left. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML
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RichardPencil 32
You ought to sprinkle some mocha powder on the rim of his cup. See if he catches the anal-ogy.
jbursach 5
Shoot that's awkward.
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Comments (13)
darksilence17 10
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Did u watch it with him?
Joshua Smith 4
Well than, I guess you had a good shift.
RichardPencil 32
You ought to sprinkle some mocha powder on the rim of his cup. See if he catches the anal-ogy.
Bearsmomma 30
ewww
jbursach 5
Shoot that's awkward.
xXxGraveStonexXx 20
Maybe he was giving you hints
ElusiveMee 6
Did he have a tossed salad?
wickedgetz 30
Maybe it was instinctively done. Or maybe it was a hint...though I really think it's a pick up line he was trying
Lobby_Bee 18
Wtf? You didnt post the link? YDI
Xeebar 28
Am I the only one who thought of the guy in a relationship with his car?