Today, I actually had to explain to my husband why his habit of wiping his boogers off into our baby's hair has to stop. FML
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Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML
Today, I had to explain to my husband that the 5-second rule doesn't apply if you drop the floss into the toilet. FML
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
Today, I taught my 18 month-old daughter to wipe the green, snotty mucus from under her nose with a tissue. To which, like a ninja, she then wiped my open-mouthed upper lip with that same snotty tissue. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 7-year-old son that it's not okay to smell others' "wieners". FML
Today, I had to show my husband a video on how to brush your teeth. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why chewing "shit-tons of gum" is not an actual alternative to brushing his teeth. FML
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ApollosMyth 22
Well, I hope it was snot too hard to explain.
KylieMangion 22
I cannot believe why a grown man would do that to his own baby O.O
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Comments (99)
Teddzz 19
He's acting immature
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
What tipped you off?
lovethesidewalk 19
Boys will be boys..
mellerlite 1
The ****? Who does that?
jsc9306 14
You are SO freakin right... OMG!
calilovesneb 12
This is disturbing for numerous reasons.. I can't stop gagging..
chance456 9
thats sick
olpally 32
Spray him with a water hose every time he does that. What a sick ****.
simoncat 11
I like that advice. It will also keep him from ******* stray things that wander into the yard.
worldclassrager 39
I think he should learn to use a tissue...
She_Wolf78 3
And you bred with someone like that?
EverdreamOfMe 24
Maybe they didn't know he would turn out to be so disgusting. People hide their true colors you know.
Daiyuki 5
That's just... I don't... Who would... o.O? ... It... -Sigh-
ZeroPath5 16
"Hey Meg, Proud of you!" Did anyone else think family guy? Lol