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could have been worse bro!
how cood it of been worse??
he 'cood' have been masturbating?!!
he could have been caught sucking a dude off
maybe he will have more than one punishment... aka doing his sergeant a favor...
YDI for not taking a V8 in the morning
"Shaving is very very very very very very very very very important, you should do it really really really really really really often, because hair can get very very very very very very long. It's extremely extremely extremely important especially in the armed forces" there you go. if you go off of that you'll get 1000 words no problem
that's the first thing they teach you in basic you should have gotten more or go on profile
it could've been way worse!...when I was at training somebody hid one of my shoes and when we were awaken by our staff seargeant I had only one shoe...not only did I have to run 3 miles with one shoe but I had to write a 5 thousand page essay on the why " I should make sure no one steals my shit"
52 - 5 thousand pages! holy monkey nuts that's one long f'in essay
shaving is important because the enemy might attack by pulling your beard hairs. it's a safety precaution.
sorry, correction number 60 it was 5000 words not pages lol...that would be one long ******* essay!
Quit whining about your NCO putting Joe Blow in their place for Joes **** up's. Joe being you. Your in the army from the sounds of it instead of another branch. You got off lucky. Just look up the manual for uniform wear and appearance.
wow what a bunch of ******* I wish I could of just written a paper when I was in
What we did in basic is if u got caught with a little bit of scruff on ur chin your battle buddy had to shave ur face every morning because u obviously arent responsible enough to take the 10 seconds to shave everymorning. but its different in the regular army. now u just get counseling statements which leads to deduction of pay and probable demotion if u get enough article 15's. OP i suggest u get a whiteboard and put it on ur door so u can go over the list of sensitive items and important actions needed to be taken before u go to work.
Three pages. Just emphasize lol
20 - who said he was in the marines? Platoon Sergeant could be in the Army also. OP - first, thanks for your service! second, shave!!! it's obviously worth the 5 extra minutes in the morning. third, be thankful he didn't run you ass off!
damn 1000 words thats alot of words
ydi for joining the army.
Draw a picture of someone with a really long beard. ______ /|||||||||||||||| || <>. <>. || ||| . ||| |||||||||||||||| ||||||||||||| |||||||| |||| ||| A picture is worth a 1000 words.
Draw a picture of someone with a really long beard. ______ /|||||||||||||||| || <>. <>. || ||| . ||| |||||||||||||||| ||||||||||||| |||||||| |||| ||| A picture is worth a 1000 words. my comment still isn't posting wtf?
^^^ftw(:
An essay? What ever happened to getting the shit smoked out of you? That's how my unit did it, I don't know anyone who ever had to write an essay. One time I did see two guys give a "class" on shaving where they had to dry shave because they didn't do it.... And then they got the shit smoked out of them... Unless you were off duty, ydi man. AR 670-1.
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Show it anyway52 ... are you trying to be funny?
do what 43 said:) Im told there's generally a 10% allowance either way aswell, so only 900 to go!
#168, shut the **** up. You're an ignorant pig for saying something as awful as that to the people fighting for our freedom. Please, sir, go **** off and die. I'm shocked your comment hasn't been moderated yet. That's just disgusting. OP, that does suck. You could've gotten it a lot worse, though. As long as you make sure you shave EVERY time you need to (every day if necessary, even), you should be okay. I thank you for your service. :)
5000 PAGES??!?!!? hoooooly ****. |the kid|
OP, some of my friends had to write these kinds of things. I never had to, I was a good boy...(insert sarcastic smirk here).
could be way worse. u could be this guy haaaaa
1000 words is not an essay... My shopping lists are longer than that, jeez.
Mkay yesterday the mods tell me ASCII is allowed and today they moderate my picture???
I don't see why any one would think this is an FML or even feel sorry for him, this is exactly what he signed up for, it's his job to shave, there's no reason why the punishment should've been worse, the platoon sgt is going easy on him
#60- i agree >>;;;
don't worry I'm sure you will get an A
bs 5k pages no way
you know you need to shave so that is what you should have done. ydi
Gillete Fusion OP
I was hoping blue coconuts would join in on this lol
mmm that's soo hott;)
hahhahaha good job devil dog. way to be a shit bag.
yeah he could have gotten AIDS.. thats worse...
Thats retarded. In most other militaries I know it's ordered to either be clean shaven or you can bearded, only things like moustaches ain't allowed...so how come the marines don't let you sport a beard..?
That's not the reason. It is because of hygiene issues.
Sorry I meant for this to be under #76
Holy shit you're an asshole
oh wow. maybe you should have just shaved xD
that many advantages?
that sucks lmao
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Show it anywayhahaha fail
shave then mayne.
hahaha. fyl op:)
hot betch
What does a platoon whatever mean?
Like a flight (group of people)
wow
hahaha...this sounds like a punishment I would give someone. Have fun, and shave next time.
And you sound like the kind of people who piss me off and punish people for their own enjoyment.
damn bro...
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ydi for having a chin
it will be funnier if OP is a girl