Hot lava

By Anonymous - 02/10/2022 15:00

Today, after not having coffee for ages, I finally remembered why I stopped drinking it. I literally just shit my pants, and I’m about to start a ten-hour day with 27 fifth graders. FML
I agree, your life sucks 885
You deserved it 254

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Today, someone earned the nickname, Professor Poopypants. And you'll never live it down. It'll be a stain you cannot wash away.

Given your name, I yield to your authority!

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Today, someone earned the nickname, Professor Poopypants. And you'll never live it down. It'll be a stain you cannot wash away.

Because you never get a second chance to undo a shitty first impression.

Given your name, I yield to your authority!

On the plus side, you won't forget next time.