Rolling in it - FML

Rolling in it

By Pratik_ra - 01/12/2020 07:58

Today, I got raise at work. It's $3 per month. FML

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Tuesday 1 December 2020 11:55

while all extra money is good... that sounds less like "way to go" and more like "there, that should shut them up". if you work in a civilized location talk to your boss about more of a raise or how to get a bigger raise. if you live in an area you can be fire for no reason... you may be SoL unless you find a better job.

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Tuesday 1 December 2020 20:03

Before or after taxes?

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Tuesday 1 December 2020 10:57

sounds better than nothing.

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Tuesday 1 December 2020 11:55

while all extra money is good... that sounds less like "way to go" and more like "there, that should shut them up". if you work in a civilized location talk to your boss about more of a raise or how to get a bigger raise. if you live in an area you can be fire for no reason... you may be SoL unless you find a better job.

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Tuesday 1 December 2020 20:03

Before or after taxes?

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