FML : Today, I got grounded because I have a picture on facebook in which I'm touching the crotch of a cardboard cut-out of Obama. My parents insist the FBI...

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Today, I got grounded because I have a picture on facebook in which I'm touching the crotch of a cardboard cut-out of Obama. My parents insist the FBI will see that and I'll end up in jail. My parents are crazy. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Giulii Say more :

I'm the OP. I have a teacher that definitely HATES Obama because she's more than sure that he's a muslim (ignorant, much?) and that's why me and my friends took the picture in the first place. Btw I'm sixteen and a girl, I know it was something dumb to do, but still my parents had no right to ground me based on how I 'misuse Facebook' .-.

By Giulii / Thursday 2 September 2010 05:54 / United States

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By Jimboom | 11

#1338611 - Thursday 2 September 2010 12:24

Cardboard Obama approves and enjoys people touching his cardboardy crotch.

Tell your parents that you were contacted by the FBI and they told you to keep up the good work.

By Alesana_Love | 0

#1338605 - Thursday 2 September 2010 12:23

YDI for even wanting to touch Obama down there.

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By KarinaLizeth18 | 5

#1338486 - Thursday 2 September 2010 12:03

first??

love_musik | 0

#1338499 - Thursday 2 September 2010 12:05

that's stupid. why would you do that?

KarinaLizeth18 | 5

#1338510 - Thursday 2 September 2010 12:06

first!!!! (^0^)/ woohoo

Blue_Black_fml | 21

#1338516 - Thursday 2 September 2010 12:06

^^^ 1 u suck...and i feel for u OP, my dad is like that just tune out what they say and mive out as soon as u start making money

Avenger_fml | 0

#1338527 - Thursday 2 September 2010 12:10

haha, congrats on first to you too

KarinaLizeth18 | 5

#1338544 - Thursday 2 September 2010 12:12

wth happened to my first?!?!!  awww man

sarah48_fml | 0

#1338546 - Thursday 2 September 2010 12:13

FYI.. all parents are crazy in their own way..

jrsl | 2

#1338559 - Thursday 2 September 2010 12:15

not really much of an fml..=/

fylimgettinglaid | 0

#1338576 - Thursday 2 September 2010 12:17

fuck Obama bin laden, YDI for having a pic like that too...............

Blue_Black_fml | 21

#1338598 - Thursday 2 September 2010 12:23

i mean move out lol.. 19 i guess i'm first now :P

KarinaLizeth18 | 5

#1338614 - Thursday 2 September 2010 12:25

noooo u suck 10 damn it >.< hahaha not fair!! well anyone who reads this will know who the real #1 was.. ME!!

TaylorTotsYumm | 10

#1338696 - Thursday 2 September 2010 12:54

What about Obama's cardboard wife and kids? Did you ever think about them, OP? HOMEWRECKER!

PimpdaddyCJT | 13

#1338699 - Thursday 2 September 2010 12:55

hahahaha that is amazing

EmmyGrangerDC | 0

#1338807 - Thursday 2 September 2010 13:31

49 has a point

hackymeal | 0

#1338815 - Thursday 2 September 2010 13:33

33# Yea WAS you.

KarinaLizeth18 | 5

#1338824 - Thursday 2 September 2010 13:37

haha!! shhh 77 meanie :P

Jonkbaby | 16

#1338853 - Thursday 2 September 2010 13:53

lol 49

Stupified | 0

#1338862 - Thursday 2 September 2010 13:59

Op you're an idiot. Obama sucks. you should have dressed the cutout in womens clothes and drawn penises and evil eyes and drugs all over his face. Then you would have the true Obama! NM!

skullbashd | 3

#1338896 - Thursday 2 September 2010 14:10

taylortots you make this fml readable

PizzaGuy11 | 0

#1338942 - Thursday 2 September 2010 14:31

why would you get arrested? if someone touched me in the nuts of a lifesize cutout of me id like it. :P

DocBastard | 38

#1338954 - Thursday 2 September 2010 14:35

TaylorTots, you win 1 (one) Internet for that comment.

Karina, you lose 3 (three) internets for A) posting an asinine "FIRST!" comment, B) whining that it was modded, and then C) repeating that you were, in fact, first.

Realize that no one cares. See TaylorTots' comment- that's how it's done. Wit matters, while speed is irrelevant.

fullofsunshine | 0

#1338971 - Thursday 2 September 2010 14:45

heh that made me giggle.

KarinaLizeth18 | 5

#1338977 - Thursday 2 September 2010 14:48

nice 99 I believe I've gone over this already you're just a tad bit too late ;) now hush up plz :D Quality not speed, Got It xD hahahha

Tasanasanta | 0

#1339039 - Thursday 2 September 2010 15:10

But what about speedy quality?

screem97 | 0

#1339042 - Thursday 2 September 2010 15:10

pwnt

hashmita | 0

#1339051 - Thursday 2 September 2010 15:15

OP's talking about Barack Obama and NOT Osama Bin Laden, dumbass.

KarinaLizeth18 | 5

#1339056 - Thursday 2 September 2010 15:16

yea yea yea 110 I got pwnd or w/e lmao I was just trying to have a little fun but too bad there's so many trolls and fun suckers on this dang website >.<

AshDramatiicsxz | 2

#1339076 - Thursday 2 September 2010 15:22

same here XD

Bag3l | 0

#1339084 - Thursday 2 September 2010 15:25

YDI for having a fetish for cardboard genitalia.

Tasanasanta | 0

#1339089 - Thursday 2 September 2010 15:27

Sorry. 113, but thats most of the world, not just FML :(

Rwstudent1 | 0

#1339102 - Thursday 2 September 2010 15:34

Not an FML. come on ppl lets try to do better moderating

xBangOut | 4

#1339108 - Thursday 2 September 2010 15:44

YDI. For stupid actions you will face stupid consequences.

marlaineeeee | 0

#1339117 - Thursday 2 September 2010 15:50

why can't people start posting the good FML's? I miss the funny ones. these lame ones make me want to punch people for their stupidity.

By Haha_donkey | 0

#1338493 - Thursday 2 September 2010 12:04

not for long whore

By linx468 | 8

#1338495 - Thursday 2 September 2010 12:05

Um why were you touching cardboard crotch lol

By sillyollie | 0

#1338497 - Thursday 2 September 2010 12:05

why would you take a picture like that? fyl though. Obama is pretty sexy :p

By Tess_fml | 7

#1338502 - Thursday 2 September 2010 12:05

By Panther_fml | 0

#1338504 - Thursday 2 September 2010 12:05

fail.

By shutterbug2947 | 7

#1338513 - Thursday 2 September 2010 12:06

shouting first is lame. and OP, ydi for taking pictures with a cardboard Obama in the first place.

Avenger_fml | 0

#1338541 - Thursday 2 September 2010 12:12

I don't see how saying first is lame. I think it's pretty cool how you got the first comment of the FML out of like 293729741 comments.

KarinaLizeth18 | 5

#1338573 - Thursday 2 September 2010 12:17

i didnt shout it but it doesnt matter anymore cause my first is gone D: it freakin dissappeared!!!

linx468 | 8

#1338581 - Thursday 2 September 2010 12:19

iheartpie | 0

#1338887 - Thursday 2 September 2010 14:09

Shouting first is just a waste of comment space. It also makes it look like you have no life. Saying it is like shouting "I HAVE NO LIFE! I AM AN IDIOT!"

KarinaLizeth18 | 5

#1338914 - Thursday 2 September 2010 14:14

alright geez I get the point meanie :P shhh now let me enjoy my no life in peace haha

shutterbug2947 | 7

#1339202 - Thursday 2 September 2010 16:24

saying first is lame because to me it makes you seem like you can't think of anything remotely interesting to say. not saying it's not cool to be first, I'm saying that you should say something actually about the post before shouting first.