By Giulii - 02/09/2010 05:54 - United States

Today, I got grounded because I have a picture on facebook in which I'm touching the crotch of a cardboard cut-out of Obama. My parents insist the FBI will see that and I'll end up in jail. My parents are crazy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 057
You deserved it 16 468

Giulii tells us more.

I'm the OP. I have a teacher that definitely HATES Obama because she's more than sure that he's a muslim (ignorant, much?) and that's why me and my friends took the picture in the first place. Btw I'm sixteen and a girl, I know it was something dumb to do, but still my parents had no right to ground me based on how I 'misuse Facebook' .-.

Top comments

Cardboard Obama approves and enjoys people touching his cardboardy crotch. Tell your parents that you were contacted by the FBI and they told you to keep up the good work.

Alesana_Love 0

YDI for even wanting to touch Obama down there.


KarinaLizeth18 5

^^^ 1 u suck...and i feel for u OP, my dad is like that just tune out what they say and mive out as soon as u start making money

KarinaLizeth18 5

wth happened to my first?!?!!  awww man

FYI.. all parents are crazy in their own way..

fylimgettinglaid 0

**** Obama bin laden, YDI for having a pic like that too...............

i mean move out lol.. 19 i guess i'm first now :P

KarinaLizeth18 5

noooo u suck 10 damn it >.< hahaha not fair!! well anyone who reads this will know who the real #1 was.. ME!!

TaylorTotsYumm 10

What about Obama's cardboard wife and kids? Did you ever think about them, OP? HOMEWRECKER!

PimpdaddyCJT 13
KarinaLizeth18 5

Op you're an idiot. Obama sucks. you should have dressed the cutout in womens clothes and drawn penises and evil eyes and drugs all over his face. Then you would have the true Obama! NM!

skullbashd 3

taylortots you make this fml readable

why would you get arrested? if someone touched me in the nuts of a lifesize cutout of me id like it. :P

TaylorTots, you win 1 (one) Internet for that comment. Karina, you lose 3 (three) internets for A) posting an asinine "FIRST!" comment, B) whining that it was modded, and then C) repeating that you were, in fact, first. Realize that no one cares. See TaylorTots' comment- that's how it's done. Wit matters, while speed is irrelevant.

KarinaLizeth18 5

nice 99 I believe I've gone over this already you're just a tad bit too late ;) now hush up plz :D Quality not speed, Got It xD hahahha

Tasanasanta 0

OP's talking about Barack Obama and NOT Osama Bin Laden, dumbass.

KarinaLizeth18 5

yea yea yea 110 I got pwnd or w/e lmao I was just trying to have a little fun but too bad there's so many trolls and fun suckers on this dang website >.<

YDI for having a fetish for cardboard genitalia.

Tasanasanta 0

Sorry. 113, but thats most of the world, not just FML :(

Not an FML. come on ppl lets try to do better moderating

YDI. For stupid actions you will face stupid consequences.

why can't people start posting the good FML's? I miss the funny ones. these lame ones make me want to punch people for their stupidity.

Haha_donkey 0
linx468 8

Um why were you touching cardboard crotch lol

why would you take a picture like that? fyl though. Obama is pretty sexy :p

shutterbug2947 7

shouting first is lame. and OP, ydi for taking pictures with a cardboard Obama in the first place.

I don't see how saying first is lame. I think it's pretty cool how you got the first comment of the FML out of like 293729741 comments.

KarinaLizeth18 5

i didnt shout it but it doesnt matter anymore cause my first is gone D: it freakin dissappeared!!!

Shouting first is just a waste of comment space. It also makes it look like you have no life. Saying it is like shouting "I HAVE NO LIFE! I AM AN IDIOT!"

KarinaLizeth18 5

alright geez I get the point meanie :P shhh now let me enjoy my no life in peace haha

shutterbug2947 7

saying first is lame because to me it makes you seem like you can't think of anything remotely interesting to say. not saying it's not cool to be first, I'm saying that you should say something actually about the post before shouting first.

Who knows? Maybe your parents were right :D