That means it loves you lol

At least it wasn't on your mouth.

Now you're a literal shithead.

that's how cats show their affection

I once woke up to my cat puking hairballs on my face, but that's just me. As OP knows very well by now, cats are assholes.

I wake up like that about twice a night, and then every morning. I rather have that, than my cats not sleeping in my bed.

Welcome to the club, OP! The joys of being a cat owner...

if you buy a cat you buy its asshole with it.

Firmly you say? "Get off you stupid cat! *grunt*" *SCHWOOP* Also, worse yet, thinking it is the GF coming to kiss you good morning, until you remember "Wait, she doesn't use lipstick."

I think your cat coinspired with Spongebob and Patrick: "Firmly Plant It!" *Puts Ass In Owners Face*