Today, I woke up with my cat's asshole planted firmly on my forehead. FML
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Dave_Davington
| 33
Now you're a literal shithead.
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nattnatt73
| 31
That means it loves you lol
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nattnatt73
| 31
That means it loves you lol
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One_In_Three
| 24
At least it wasn't on your mouth.
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Dave_Davington
| 33
Now you're a literal shithead.
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kakabalo
| 17
that's how cats show their affection
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StiffPvtParts
| 43
I once woke up to my cat puking hairballs on my face, but that's just me. As OP knows very well by now, cats are assholes.
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Eldslibo
| 20
I wake up like that about twice a night, and then every morning. I rather have that, than my cats not sleeping in my bed.
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SwoopingEagle
| 20
Welcome to the club, OP! The joys of being a cat owner...
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39abc93
| 12
if you buy a cat you buy its asshole with it.
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CastaP
| 12
"When you buy a cat, it's an asshole, deal with it." -to compliment the above comment somehow. :I
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CastaP
| 12
Firmly you say? "Get off you stupid cat! *grunt*" *SCHWOOP* Also, worse yet, thinking it is the GF coming to kiss you good morning, until you remember "Wait, she doesn't use lipstick."
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mfmylifesrsly
| 29
At least you tried.
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TheNoNameGuy
| 20
it was funny in the beginning. then you kept going..
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Rozay333
| 34
I think your cat coinspired with Spongebob and Patrick:
"Firmly Plant It!"
*Puts Ass In Owners Face*
"Firmly Plant It!"
*Puts Ass In Owners Face*