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By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 12:00 - United States - New York

Today, I accidentally rammed my finger into my desk, and it felt like I'd broken it. Yelping in pain, I fell over onto my bed, missed it, and landed on the floor. My dog saw this as a good opportunity to climb on top of me and start humping. FML
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Your dog was embarrassed by your clumsiness and decided your are not alpha material.

bass_ftp 12

Sounds like a script for a bad porn movie.

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bass_ftp 12

Sounds like a script for a bad porn movie.

Your dog was embarrassed by your clumsiness and decided your are not alpha material.

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

the dog was just trying to massage you, you ungrateful piece of shit!

That is an FML and funny as hell, at the same time.

Wadlaen 23

So in the middle of the pain, you got a mercy-shag. He probably thought it would cheer you up. It certainly did for him...

That was the perfect time you have to admit :D