By Anonymous - 16/9/2019 12:00 - United States - New York

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Today, I accidentally rammed my finger into my desk, and it felt like I'd broken it. Yelping in pain, I fell over onto my bed, missed it, and landed on the floor. My dog saw this as a good opportunity to climb on top of me and start humping. FML

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Some people are so... creative.

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7844015 - Monday 16 September 2019 16:34

Your dog was embarrassed by your clumsiness and decided your are not alpha material.

By bass_ftp | 12

#7843977 - Monday 16 September 2019 14:11

Sounds like a script for a bad porn movie.

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By bass_ftp | 12

#7843977 - Monday 16 September 2019 14:11

Sounds like a script for a bad porn movie.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7844015 - Monday 16 September 2019 16:34

Your dog was embarrassed by your clumsiness and decided your are not alpha material.

By ThatOneLonelyAsian | 16

#7844024 - Monday 16 September 2019 16:50

the dog was just trying to massage you, you ungrateful piece of shit!

By MitiMiki | 15

#7844128 - Tuesday 17 September 2019 1:05

That is an FML and funny as hell, at the same time.

By Wadlaen | 15

#7844200 - Tuesday 17 September 2019 8:57

So in the middle of the pain, you got a mercy-shag. He probably thought it would cheer you up.
It certainly did for him...

By Velimir Tchatchevsky | 6

#7844410 - Wednesday 18 September 2019 0:59

That was the perfect time you have to admit :D