AzariusStar01

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About Azariusstar01

The more fml's I read the more I lose faith in humanity.

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Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

At night, all FMLs are grey.

To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

My diary is a collector's item

There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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henrylikestreats tells us more.

All of these puns have me in tears, I swear. I am currently growing out my hair after cutting it all off to be donated. It has gone through every awkward stage imaginable, including the constantly-in-my-eyes stage, the is-it-long-enough-for-a-ponytail stage, and, of course, the mullet. After a few weeks of dealing with the mullet, I decided to cut it, and that is how I ended up with this mess. I have heard Shrek quotes everywhere I have gone since and I can't stop laughing at myself. Thank you for making my night, everybody.