Animals: Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill on the floor...

By ssnickel - 07/07/2009 21:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill on the floor and my dog ate it. The good news is, I startled her and she spit it right out. The bad news is, I still had to take it after it had been in my dog's mouth. FML

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yeti09 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 2:48

why???

acranine11 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 2:48

Better than getting pregnant

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nofrillz 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 2:51

hope it hasn't eaten any rabbits or mouses recently!

trentdubb05 0

Friday 18 November 2011 3:53

Mice, not mouses, you dumbass.

Hich17 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 2:52

You have a weird conception(see what I did there?) of "having" to do something...

abcdefghiloveyou 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 2:57

o i c wat u did thar. ;D +1

_FYL_ 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 4:35

LOL

greekgal44 14

Thursday 2 June 2011 23:30

thar?

daves_2793 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 2:52

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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LadyLynne 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 2:52

talk about sloppy seconds

lauren9739 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 2:54

What you should have done was taken the next pill in the pack - keep taking them until the end of the month so you just miss the last one, which just gives you your period a day earlier than it would have come if you didn't miss it.

marz88 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 2:56

Oh come on no way take the next one it wont kill you i promise.

blue_eclipse 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 2:58

um you just take the next pill in the pack or take two tomorrow. Didnt you ever read the insert that comes with your pack???

CDS09 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 3:00

There are so many ways you could have avoided that. One is something along the lines of what #17 said...you have more right?...so take the one you would have taken tomorrow, and keep rolling it back a day until you can go to the store and buy more.....makes much more sense then eating one a dog had. sorry, but YDI, unless that was your last one and you are absolutely broke or can't buy any more for some reason