Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill on the floor and my dog ate it. The good news is, I startled her and she spit it right out. The bad news is, I still had to take it after it had been in my dog's mouth. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill. My cat ate it before I could pick it up. FML
Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML
Today, my dog ate my little brother's medication. I spent all morning trying to make him throw it up, but it wasn't working so I took him to the animal hospital, which was in a different city. $150 in poison control and vet bills later, I found the pill we thought he ate stuck under his paw. FML
Today, my dog threw up on the tiled floor. I found out at 6 this morning in the dark when I slipped and fell in it. FML
Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML
Today, my daughter wanted to show me the tooth she had just lost. As I was in a rush to leave for work, I quickly picked up and swallowed my pill that was on the kitchen table. It was only until I looked back down at the table did I see not only my pill, but one extremely angry daughter glaring at me. FML
Today, I was walking dogs for the animal hospital I work for. I accidentally dropped the leash, and in my haste to retrieve it, I frantically grabbed the ground. I got the leash, and a handful of fresh dog poo emitted from the dog I was walking. FML
Today, I heard my dog chewing on something. I called her over, held out my hand, and told her to drop it. She dropped it into my hand, and I was proud of her. That was until I realized it was cat poop. FML
Today, I dropped my Xanax. It wasn't until after I washed it down with some water that I realized it was still on the floor and I had actually swallowed a pebble of cat litter. FML
Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML
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yeti09 0
why???
acranine11 0
Better than getting pregnant
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Eresbel 0
No, you didn't have to take it. You could have taken the next day's pill and just continued on and had a 27 day cycle instead of a 28 day cycle. Your body would have been a lot better off than consuming something that had been in a dog's mouth. YDI for not thinking.
bridgetoparadise 0
I would never in a million years. I don't care what anybody says about clean dog mouths. I'd rather wear condoms for the whole month. Yet another reason I would never get a dog.
MissxKim 0
lmao @26
jilleuhhn 0
it sounds to me like you couldn't get anything anyway. no one wants to kiss someone who eats after their dog.
PrettyDork 0
a dog's mouth is MUCH cleaner than a our's. So don't complain, seriously. I'm sorry, but please, suck it up.
fishyfingaz 0
I'm sure op rinsed it off first :P
lizz1234 0
lol that would be most logical..but i know mine pretty much dissolve instantly.
Nightfallz 0
YDI. isn't a dogs mouth a lot cleaner then humans?
kapay 0
"That's not true! My aunt's a gynecologist and she's the one that prescribes me my birth control pills. You can skip a day and take two the next day, or you can take the next one in the pack and get another pack a day early. Either way, there's always a backup plan because, as my aunt said, accidents happen and you aren't always gonna keep up with your pills. You should have talked to your doctor first, sweetie. YDI. Good story, though." Quoted for truth. You should have listened to your doctor who prescribed it to you instead of thinking you know everything and ending up with this mess. If your doctor DIDN'T explain it to you, you don't deserve it, but you DO need a new doctor.
lmmmr 0
No, she would still deserve it. All birth control pills come with an insert that explains exactly what your options are in this situation. Had the OP read the instructions with her medication, she would have known.
kapay 0
Ok. Fine she still deserves it. But she also still would need a new doctor if he/she was too incompetent to explain that to her.
lolwatlol 0
FYL, now your dog is gonna get pregnant
meep64 0
It's birth CONTROL. It PREVENTS birth...usually.
lolwatlol 0
no shit
ILoveJace01 0
Bleh.