By Anonymous - 21/07/2014 22:14 - United States - Bronx

Today, I visited my dad. He gave the, "You live under my roof, you follow my rules" lecture since I didn't do my "chores". I moved out 3 years ago. FML
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umerin 32

Say the same thing to him when he visits you.

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KushTreats 21

It's true that you have to follow the rules in someone's else's house. But it doesn't include doing work for their lazy ass.

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martialart1st18 19

I hate it when parents are so controlling like that

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Respect101 17

It's what parents are supposed to do, Its because they want what's best for their Kid. Chores help with responsibility. I don't necessarily agree with the dad saying that after they moved out three years ago though. Maybe he is in denial?

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vipirius 18

#21 If OP has been living alone for 3 years I'm pretty sure he had enough responsibility.

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Respect101 17

I'm not saying they had to do chores, I meant when they were younger.

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Danne696 14

It's still a pretty lazy comment. If your kid is wondering why they have to do chores, explain to them that you are living togheter and that you should share the chores that have to be done.

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KushTreats 21

It's true that you have to follow the rules in someone's else's house. But it doesn't include doing work for their lazy ass.

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miianah1 22

Yeah, I agree. I haven't moved out yet (I'm 15) but whenever I'm staying at a relative's house, I always offer to do dishes after dinner or something small like that. Common curtesy.

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Metagame 12

It's good that you agree, but how does what you said afterwards support that at all?

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raven_of_azarath 34

But the rules in this case are doing chores. There's a difference between hospitality rules and "my house, my rules" rules.

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J215B 33

How old is your father? Is it possible that this lapse in memory could be a symptom of something more serious?

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zandalee 19

Maybe OP'S Dad has a noisy ghost living with him and he thinks it's OP.

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murrrrf 12

That was my first thought too. Early onset dementia or something. This worries me more than anything

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BritSkits 22

or he could just be ******* lazy and wants to make op do work so he doesn't have to.....but, ya know, **** logic, everything has to be a medical fiasco.

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SkinYouAlive 9

That was my first thought as well, but then again, I've been married for 3 years, living away since I was 17 (I'm 21 now) and my mom still expects me to do chores whenever I visit. I'm not speaking of making the bed, cleaning after my pets or doing dishes either; it's more of a 'I want the whole house clean by the time I come home' kinda chores.

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cuppycakeslove 20

Maybe you should remind him that you no longer live there and haven't for three years..? Maybe he's really confused :(

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ElmoSaysSquishy 28

Maybe OP has a sibling that still lives at home and they look similar. OP's dad might be mixing them up.

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Respect101 17

I dont understand people who mix others up. The names I can understand, but usually they instantly realize their mistake. It doesn't usually go on that long. It's possible I guess.

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Lacist 19

He either has an issue or is just too lazy to do it himself haha

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russfml 31

If he's too lazy to do it himself he still has an issue in my books lmao.

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LexSwift 17

If he was completely serious, which is how I took it, my first thought was Alzheimer's or something that produces similar symptoms. I hope he was just being a dick and all is well! :)

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