Yeah, talk about your ratatouille.

It's karma for using a mousetrap instead of the less lethal traps.

Get over it #57, you can't put poison everywhere.

#57- Also, if you're talking about using the sticky traps instead, those are horrible and cruel. Mousetraps get the job done much quicker and painlessly; sticky traps leave the animal terrified and unable to move while they slowly starve to death, and some (not all) poisons are dangerous to animals who eat the mouse after it has injested the poison.

Not to mention the fact that you shouldn't put poison on your stove.

This is one of the nastiest fml's I have heard

This one is definitely up there but go to "best of all time" and you will be disgusted

So did I!

My first reaction was to cringe. I can't imagine what that must've tasted like. Don't mice have fur? Or hair of some kind? o_O

I think everyone who read this cringed.

Never eat while reading FML.... never eat while reading FML.... I have to remember that!

Yeah. I wasn't even eating and I just threw-up a little.

I legitimately gagged.

I would want the top layer of the skin in my mouth to be completely gone!

Gargle with bleach. Obviously the only solution.

@38 Eat a hot pocket

haha, does anyone ever really deserve to have crusty rat blood in their mouth?

sometimes people put ydi on accident, but there are some trolls

Doing something completely idiotic to yourself... Yeah you deserved it for being completely idiotic. I mean everyone's done stupid things to themselves and we all know deep down we deserved the results.

What, you've never made a mistake out of habit, #69?

Umm yeah I have, I even said I had. You know the part where I said "we've all done stupid stuff to ourselves" .... But I still deserved it for being an idiot. To get philosophical on ya. If you can't admit you deserved it for being an idiot you'll probably stay an idiot.

I put YDI just because it should be common sense not to put a mouse trap on counter space or on your stove. Seriously, who wants a dead rodent where you prepare food?

Pun intended?

Hey, OP, say "cheese".

That pun was simply cheesy.

I'm sorry, it sounded pretty gouda in my head.

Congratulations

Your pun just bleu my mind.

Along with a couple of diseases?.... I'd rather eat a protein bar.

Iron*

That's gonna break some teeth

still disgusting.

That's not protein. That's disease.

What the fuck?

11: since it was an old toothbrush used for cleaning, it quite possibly could have human feces on it. Yuck!

I'm pretty sure he meant the mouse, not OP...

34: quite right. That's what I get for replying while tired. *facepalm* cant win em all.

Well, 41, you still pointed out another valid thing so I'd say you still win.