Today, I was scrubbing the bloody aftermath of a successful mouse trap off of my stove with an old toothbrush. After a few good scrubs, out of habit I...

By AylaMarie92 - 21/7/2014 21:04 - Canada - Hopkins Landing

Today, I was scrubbing the bloody aftermath of a successful mouse trap off of my stove with an old toothbrush. After a few good scrubs, out of habit I put the toothbrush in my mouth while I turned on the water. FML

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OP here. I definitely threw away the toothbrush after this, and brushed my teeth with a brand new, mouse-free toothbrush for about 2 hours straight, and listerine listerine listerine o.o I keep my old toothbrushes around for such occasions when there's a hard to reach, disgusting mess to deal with such as this one XD Thanks for all your comments, I've had my tetanus shot lmao, still going to get checked out by a doctor ASAP

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By 3mi1y_ | 16

#6014974 - Tuesday 22 July 2014 7:50

I actually just cringed

By mentallizzard | 19

#6014972 - Tuesday 22 July 2014 7:50

what a terrible mistake

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By mentallizzard | 19

#6014972 - Tuesday 22 July 2014 7:50

what a terrible mistake

JocelynKaulitz | 28

#6015055 - Tuesday 22 July 2014 8:52

Yeah, talk about your ratatouille.

ber4fun | 23

#6015206 - Tuesday 22 July 2014 12:36

It's karma for using a mousetrap instead of the less lethal traps.

PeopleLikeGrapes | 12

#6015231 - Tuesday 22 July 2014 13:31

Get over it #57, you can't put poison everywhere.

Hiimhaileypotter | 49

#6015240 - Tuesday 22 July 2014 13:47

#57- Also, if you're talking about using the sticky traps instead, those are horrible and cruel. Mousetraps get the job done much quicker and painlessly; sticky traps leave the animal terrified and unable to move while they slowly starve to death, and some (not all) poisons are dangerous to animals who eat the mouse after it has injested the poison.

reneetlovesyou | 30

#6015453 - Tuesday 22 July 2014 18:15

Not to mention the fact that you shouldn't put poison on your stove.

By noahf0108 | 5

#6014973 - Tuesday 22 July 2014 7:50

Damn that sucks OP, hope you don't get sick!

Ian7890 | 23

#6015355 - Tuesday 22 July 2014 16:19

This is one of the nastiest fml's I have heard

thatADHDdude | 21

#6016551 - Wednesday 23 July 2014 19:59

This one is definitely up there but go to "best of all time" and you will be disgusted

By 3mi1y_ | 16

#6014974 - Tuesday 22 July 2014 7:50

I actually just cringed

LibertyLife20 | 20

#6015000 - Tuesday 22 July 2014 8:03

So did I!

OhWhoCares | 42

#6015034 - Tuesday 22 July 2014 8:27

My first reaction was to cringe. I can't imagine what that must've tasted like. Don't mice have fur? Or hair of some kind? o_O

brandoneyez1 | 25

#6015266 - Tuesday 22 July 2014 14:52

I think everyone who read this cringed.

mete_orito | 34

#6015279 - Tuesday 22 July 2014 15:26

Never eat while reading FML.... never eat while reading FML.... I have to remember that!

Queenie2014 | 11

#6015646 - Tuesday 22 July 2014 22:26

Yeah. I wasn't even eating and I just threw-up a little.

NzaHaFML | 13

#6015862 - Wednesday 23 July 2014 3:05

I legitimately gagged.

By ostfaiz | 17

#6014975 - Tuesday 22 July 2014 7:51

yaaaks..you need an acidic mouthwash now plus FYL

martialart1st18 | 19

#6015082 - Tuesday 22 July 2014 9:28

I would want the top layer of the skin in my mouth to be completely gone!

junkman6 | 22

#6015267 - Tuesday 22 July 2014 14:56

Gargle with bleach. Obviously the only solution.

Taink3765 | 6

#6015611 - Tuesday 22 July 2014 22:05

@38 Eat a hot pocket

By DARKDAY07 | 16

#6014976 - Tuesday 22 July 2014 7:51

ohhh snap time for the listerine and seriously who puts ydi on this.....

10splayer | 5

#6015026 - Tuesday 22 July 2014 8:23

haha, does anyone ever really deserve to have crusty rat blood in their mouth?

badluckalex | 23

#6015078 - Tuesday 22 July 2014 9:21

sometimes people put ydi on accident, but there are some trolls

junkman6 | 22

#6015268 - Tuesday 22 July 2014 14:57

Doing something completely idiotic to yourself... Yeah you deserved it for being completely idiotic. I mean everyone's done stupid things to themselves and we all know deep down we deserved the results.

1two3four5six | 23

#6015471 - Tuesday 22 July 2014 18:35

What, you've never made a mistake out of habit, #69?

junkman6 | 22

#6015751 - Wednesday 23 July 2014 0:32

Umm yeah I have, I even said I had. You know the part where I said "we've all done stupid stuff to ourselves" .... But I still deserved it for being an idiot.

To get philosophical on ya. If you can't admit you deserved it for being an idiot you'll probably stay an idiot.

AninOnin | 24

#6015801 - Wednesday 23 July 2014 1:32

I put YDI just because it should be common sense not to put a mouse trap on counter space or on your stove. Seriously, who wants a dead rodent where you prepare food?