Health: Today, as I passed a printout over my shoulder to my mum, I managed...

Or maybe it's a random science experiment that involves putting lemon juice on paper for some reason; there's all kinds of reasons for it if you think long enough!

dramaelf 37

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Thursday 24 December 2015 0:00

Oh my dear God, I almost got sick reading that. I am so sorry.

The_Majestique 18

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Thursday 24 December 2015 0:00

I can't begin to imagine the pain. Trully FYL.

MothaTeresa 18

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Thursday 24 December 2015 0:10

Truly*

The_Majestique 18

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Thursday 24 December 2015 0:43

No one cares dude...

yonshae 1

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Thursday 24 December 2015 0:02

I'm so sorry omg

WittyMoron 22

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Thursday 24 December 2015 0:03

Jesus wept.

WittyMoron 22

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Thursday 24 December 2015 0:16

I didn't actually mean to make a pun.

jrey6104 4

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Thursday 24 December 2015 0:07

I cringed when I read this.

ad1836 19

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Thursday 24 December 2015 1:05

Same

allforfun 23

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Thursday 24 December 2015 0:07

Tear ducts are inside your body. Did you mean the corner of your eye? (Inner/outer canthus)

fakedsincerity 32

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Thursday 24 December 2015 0:23

You knew what the OP meant. No need to be so pedantic.

whatsausername7 16

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Thursday 24 December 2015 3:22

Love the word choice! Poor op

TordNorski 30

Thursday 24 December 2015 0:08

My eye twitched when I read this.

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Saturday 26 December 2015 10:14

Whole new meaning to salt in the wound man...

BellaP13 24

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Thursday 24 December 2015 0:13

How in the fuck did you manage that?! Hope it heals soon op.

Nearly

Today, I struck out with two potential girlfriends, and then found out Jason David Frank died. I grew up with Power Rangers. Both types of heartbreak on one day. FML

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Today, I ate an apple. It was good. It was red. inside was not red. red is cool. cool things are red. I like pizza. pizza is good. pizza has the letter Z in it. Z is a cool letter. I like Z. I wonder why zzz means sleeping. Sleeping has an S and not a Z. I like winning. Winning is good. Losing is bad. Bad is not good. FML

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Today, my roommate's girlfriend came to visit for a couple of days, and we fucked behind his back. My roommate told me he just tested positive for syphilis. FML

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Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend felt the need to ask me if I could get my ladder and clean the ceiling, because it looked dusty with a spiderweb in the corner. I didn’t realise I was so boring in bed that she had the time to examine the ceiling and plan my chore list. FML

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