Oh, cry me a river.

Bet OP didn't see that one coming! Eye'm really not sure how this happened though, iris OP the best though!

A river of blood

Why do you sexualize animals you sick bastard?!?

Well, at least the paper didn't have lemon juice on it.

Why would your paper have lemon juice eon it anyways?

#13 Have you ever written secret messages with lemon juice? When you toast the paper, the writing shows up! Pretty cool stuff!

Or maybe it's a random science experiment that involves putting lemon juice on paper for some reason; there's all kinds of reasons for it if you think long enough!

Oh my dear God, I almost got sick reading that. I am so sorry.

I can't begin to imagine the pain. Trully FYL.

Truly*

No one cares dude...

I'm so sorry omg

Jesus wept.

I didn't actually mean to make a pun.

I cringed when I read this.

Same

Tear ducts are inside your body. Did you mean the corner of your eye? (Inner/outer canthus)

You knew what the OP meant.
No need to be so pedantic.

Love the word choice! Poor op

My eye twitched when I read this.

Whole new meaning to salt in the wound man...

How in the fuck did you manage that?! Hope it heals soon op.