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By Anonymous - 27/02/2021 00:30 - Germany - Wolfsburg

Today, two people at work - both higher up than me - called me out for "stomping" when I walk up stairs. I have a disability that causes this. We work at a place specifically for disabled people. FML

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stranger_boy 7

Saturday 27 February 2021 0:36

Isn’t it ironic ?

K Shin Khai 8

Saturday 27 February 2021 2:45

Pretty sure those two are disabled as well - mentally disabled.

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stranger_boy 7

Saturday 27 February 2021 0:36

Isn’t it ironic ?

HeatherFeatherB 31

Saturday 27 February 2021 2:40

Don't you think?

Anzubar 5

Saturday 27 February 2021 5:08

IT'S LIKE RAAIIINNNN

rainbowdonnareed 18

Saturday 27 February 2021 1:04

Is there an HR? A manager? This isn't right at all

Regis Bent 12

Saturday 27 February 2021 1:15

Make a note to hr, if that does nothing sue.

K Shin Khai 8

Saturday 27 February 2021 2:45

Pretty sure those two are disabled as well - mentally disabled.

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