Sniper

By kait - 29/11/2011 05:34 - United States

Today, at work, an overweight man riding an electric cart started peeing all around the store. I had to clean it up. FML
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Wheredidgrungego 12

That's literally the funniest mental image ever! Cleanup in aisle 6! ...and 7....and 8....and 9....

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MrHomerSimpson 11

That might have been me. Blame it on Marge she usually does the shopping.

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bitchslapped22 14

But the overweight man probably was...happy

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marinus_fml 19

Nice pun #1 don't know why you're getting thumbed down. Beats a "that stinks" pun any day

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bluekid7 5

He was just marking his territory around the Cheetos so no one would touch them

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RaquelW 7

I feel bad for the dude :( I'm sure he'd have rather pissed elsewhere.

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enopola 5

Why we should slim them down in mandated fat farms; the food we would save alone could feed the homeless.

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darkmis1 17

Or not. If he was pissing and worried about it, he would've at least stopped instead of leaving a trail of it. I hate how overweight people ride around on the scooters when people with real physical ailments need them.

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The_Troller 14

53- WTF? food we could save? You do realize we aren't exactly "low" on food supplies? Homeless people don't eat because they can't afford food, not because there isn't enough.

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FunwithBumperCar 0

57- The extra food would cause a surplus and thus prices would lower, so he was right all along.

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DrDilllonReese 12

Well then we can feed the starving Africans. I bet you don't have a shitty response to that.

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michelelewis 3

um, being obese IS a real physical ailment.

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DFlit1 0

Ailment or Your Own Damn Fault for being a lazy **** and not realizing that doing a little walking and not drinking soda every day or maybe not eating half a cake at a time was a bad idea! Being obese is not a natural or viral or chance type of thing it's a series of bad decisions made by the individual to continue to become fatter

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trg568 7

shit job get a mexican to clean it next time.... are you mexican?

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RaquelW 7

accidently thumbed this up instead of down... what's the point in being a racist dick if it's not even funny?

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strokesie 23

I'd just be glad he didn't take a shit or two as well.

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ambamm135 7

That happened to my bf while he was at work. Some old lady just lost control and well ya :/

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JinxosGirl87 0

I was expecting you to say that your BF shit at work. :P

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trg568 7

3 maybe he did that on purpose sone people are just sick

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Buttsexpirate 9

Grab your harpoon and hunt down that pissing, white whale. Revenge!!

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bananagrams 9

They'd never catch him, he's got a scooter with turbo drive.

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teentee401 36

They won't catch him if he shifts into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!

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