Love: Today, for my two month anniversary, my boyfriend surprised me...

By Anonymous - 22/10/2009 03:16 - Canada

Today, for my two month anniversary, my boyfriend surprised me with a "present". He then lifted his pant leg. He had carved my initials into his leg with a knife. FML

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By nickrick12 - 19/07/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

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By Angelofkarma - 25/05/2009 18:05 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML

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By Lucachoo - 21/10/2016 05:16

Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his muscles as my anniversary gift. FML

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Thanks babe

By Anonymous - 25/08/2013 23:30 - United States - Mission

Today, my boyfriend gave me the painting he had been working on. It was a heart with wings, my name, and the date we started dating. We have been dating for almost a year and a half. He misspelled my name. FML

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We're so happy for you, sorta!

By Ann - 13/02/2021 21:28

Today, my boyfriend, who is also a coworker, proposed to me in the parking of the store we work at when it was dark out. He came up behind me, and, thinking it was some creep, I stabbed him with my car keys. The scar will alway help him remember our engagement. FML

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By Wtf - 03/11/2015 22:06

Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML

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Sign your name across my…?

By bitchonia - 28/03/2020 17:00 - Canada

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he'd think of me getting his initials tattooed over my heart. "That's awesome, babe," he answered enthusiastically. "But could you get them on your ass instead?" FML

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By pandapantsMD - 18/04/2015 03:12 - United States - Chesapeake

Today, my fiancé freaked when he noticed the tattoo on my wrist, and demanded to know when I got it. It was two years before we even started dating. FML

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By fmlgirl - 25/04/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML

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By authentic - 18/02/2009 23:20 - United States

Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML

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pitbulllove 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 9:22

Ummmm, although the thought is nice, I think a tree or a rock would have been a more aproprate canvas. I think I would really worrie about dating a guy that carves himself.

1Tsk 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 9:16

ooow that's so sweeeeet

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BellaMuerte_fml 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 10:14

Okay. This is the part where you change your name and run.

wellinever 5

Thursday 22 October 2009 10:20

Tough love. Think hard before you try to get away from him.

amatayo 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 10:20

yeah let's leave the guy who just cut into his leg. no wait if he could easily cut into himself I'm sure he would have little prob slicing into you

AndelleRae 9

Thursday 22 October 2009 10:21

Maybe you'll get lucky and it's just make up. It is Halloween time, after all. If that's the case, he's got a twisted sense of humor, but at least he's not a psycho who uses his body as a notebook. If he starts asking you to put on lots of lotion and tries making you fat, head for the hills.

Maxine17 8

Thursday 22 October 2009 10:21

2 months and he is defacing his body for you? For Christ sake, don't leave him, you'll find the carcass of your dog on your doorstep

acoti 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 10:36

You should get out as soon as you can. There is no way this could possibly end well for you if you stick it out for a long time.

Nakedsquirrel 5

Thursday 22 October 2009 10:38

Forget the violent repercussions; leaving him means you run the risk of never having a partner that remembers important dates again. Also, I guarantee you'll never have to look elsewhere for an organ donor. Hope you share blood types!

hannah_elizabeth_fml 7

Thursday 22 October 2009 10:41

get out while you still can

daddysgirl1993 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 10:53

Yea my boyfriend did the same thing...He carved my initials in his leg with a huge knife like the day after I officially became his girlfriend. I still been with him 3 months and a week. The only thing that worries me is that he keeps having to go to court...

Maxine17 8

Thursday 22 October 2009 11:29

Picked a winner there (Y)

amaranthphantom 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 18:24

Wow, you've lasted 3 months after he did that? I wasn't sure that carving your leg after 2 months was a good idea, but if you have that kind of longevity...well damn, it must work!