Today, for my two month anniversary, my boyfriend surprised me with a "present". He then lifted his pant leg. He had carved my initials into his leg with a knife. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he'd think of me getting his initials tattooed over my heart. "That's awesome, babe," he answered enthusiastically. "But could you get them on your ass instead?" FML
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Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
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pitbulllove 0
Ummmm, although the thought is nice, I think a tree or a rock would have been a more aproprate canvas. I think I would really worrie about dating a guy that carves himself.
1Tsk 0
ooow that's so sweeeeet
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Comments (273)
BellaMuerte_fml 0
Okay. This is the part where you change your name and run.
wellinever 5
Tough love. Think hard before you try to get away from him.
amatayo 0
yeah let's leave the guy who just cut into his leg. no wait if he could easily cut into himself I'm sure he would have little prob slicing into you
AndelleRae 9
Maybe you'll get lucky and it's just make up. It is Halloween time, after all. If that's the case, he's got a twisted sense of humor, but at least he's not a psycho who uses his body as a notebook. If he starts asking you to put on lots of lotion and tries making you fat, head for the hills.
Maxine17 8
2 months and he is defacing his body for you? For Christ sake, don't leave him, you'll find the carcass of your dog on your doorstep
acoti 0
You should get out as soon as you can. There is no way this could possibly end well for you if you stick it out for a long time.
Nakedsquirrel 5
Forget the violent repercussions; leaving him means you run the risk of never having a partner that remembers important dates again. Also, I guarantee you'll never have to look elsewhere for an organ donor. Hope you share blood types!
hannah_elizabeth_fml 7
get out while you still can
daddysgirl1993 0
Yea my boyfriend did the same thing...He carved my initials in his leg with a huge knife like the day after I officially became his girlfriend. I still been with him 3 months and a week. The only thing that worries me is that he keeps having to go to court...
Maxine17 8
Picked a winner there (Y)
amaranthphantom 0
Wow, you've lasted 3 months after he did that? I wasn't sure that carving your leg after 2 months was a good idea, but if you have that kind of longevity...well damn, it must work!
picturetaker 0
I did that when I was 15.